A Slim Shady Christmas
House, night, inside
(We see Slim Shady making himself dinner to eat when suddenly…)
Slim Shady: What the heck is that noise?!
(Suddenly two ghosts appear in front of Slim Shady.)
Slim Shady: Who are you two!? I don’t have time for this.
Ghosts: We were you’re workers and now we have to sing.
(Suddenly eerie music plays in the background and….)
Ghosts (singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0X7VNARNg
(After the song, suddenly the floor opens and they are dragged underneath into some red gas.)
Slim Shady: Well I guess I have to do what those old coots said and do something good.
(Slim Shady opens up the door and heads outside.)
North Pole, day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYo50tFm6w
(Slim Shady walks for sometime up north until he sees an old man dressed in a wizard outfit.)
Mr. Winter: Hello Slim I’m Mr. Winter do you want my magic feed corn.
Slim Shady: You mean prescriptions. I will teach you this
(Slim Shady breaks into song and…)
Slim Shady (Singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-H-TbOAte0
(WARNING MILD LYRICS)
Mr. Winter: Thank you Slim did you know that Santa’s work shop is that way.
Slim Shady: Thanks man I’ll keep in touch.
Santa’s Workshop, inside, day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgja4wkAO8
Elf: Um Santa there’s someone who wants to see you.
Santa: Bring him in.
(Slim Shady shows up and walks in.)
Santa: Who are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb9sYu2UJcY
Slim Shady (Singing): Hi. My name is *what*. My Name is *who*. My Name is *scratching noises* Slim Shady.
(Slim Shady dances around for sometime.)
Santa: Well you’re in our businesses to night well be sending presents.
Slim Shady: I pimped out you’re elf songs and sent a head wear.
Slim Shady: You even have a limo instead of a sled.
Slim Shady: Did you know it starts in 10 minutes.
Santa: Well thanks for helping Slim Shady.
Slim Shady: I’ll be taking one of you’re worm holes to my house.
House, inside, night
Slim Shady: Well my dinner hasn’t changed I’m going to watch the foot ball game.
. The entire comedy skit is inspired by Rankin/Bass specials and this commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DHo8fYFsd0
(WARNING MILD LANGUGE)