Invader Zim's day at the museum

Invader Zim’s day at the museum

Museum, day outside

(We see a bus and it stops letting several people out including Zim and GIR)

Zim: to be quiet honest I hate commercial breaks.

GIR: WHAT IS THAT BULIDNG!!!!

Zim: it’s a Museum. A place where various artifacts and panting are stored.

GIR: it’s so cool.

Zim: well don’t freak out when we get inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrqNfS0jn8

(As Zim talks to the clerk GIR looks around and looks at apparently a dinosaur skeleton)

GIR: It’s got chicken legs

Zim: it’s a dinosaur.

GIR: what’s that?

Zim: well incase you don’t watch those educational shows and watch stuff that turns your brain into mush. Dinosaurs are a diverse group of reptiles. They were the dominant terrestrial vertebrates for over 160 million years, from the late Triassic period (about 230 million years ago) until the end of the Cretaceous period (about 65 million years ago), when the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event caused the extinction of most dinosaur species, except for some birds. The fossil record indicates that birds evolved from theropod dinosaurs during the Jurassic period, and most paleontologists regard them as the only group of dinosaurs to have survived until the present day.

GIR: OOOH! What color are dinosaurs

Zim: No one knows because no one was around at that time period. Did you know the Irkens gained intelligence around the Jurassic period?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn43EUf6MUE

(Zim and GIR continue walking down the exhibits until they see a panting)

Zim: If you they have good colors watch this.

(Zim eyes widen and the white becomes bright colors. They eventually get to an exhibit with all this Egyptian stuff.)

GIR: who made all this? Hey look candy!

Zim: why do you think its candy?!

GIR: it’s the rapper.

Zim: that’s solid gold and was made a civilization known as Ancient Egypt.

GIR: Are the Ancient people candy makers?

Zim: No but they made huge Pyramids. I’ll pick up this instrument and play some music.

(Clears his voice and pick up a replica of the instrument in his pocket and plays the following song.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXY0CuQKexo&feature=related

GIR: wow!

(Zim and GIR leave that room and eventually look at some panting from the aborigines)

GIR: who made those scribbles?

Zim: a group of people from Australia known as the aborigines they worshiped a group of gods known as the Wondjina.

GIR: Are the Wondjina candy men?

Zim: No, however were cloud and rain spirits who, during the Dreamtime, created or influenced the landscape and its inhabitants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwbTjIP03jA&feature=related

(Zim and GIR leave that room and see various art works and paintings. We also see various surreal scenes with GIR overactive imagination getting the better of him. We even see sculptures. The scene includes Zim and several Irkens in strange colors, GIR Walking on the ceiling. Suddenly everything goes black and the music changes.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk

(The scenes get too weird eventually feels some shaking.)

Zim: GIR were leaving!
(GIR follows Zim as they head home and eat dinner)

THE END

TRIVIA

.at one point Zim mentions national geographic, discovery channel, and the history channel.

.The scene where Zim’s eyes become multicolored is a reference to the film the jungle book. However Zim is not trying to hypnotize people.

.the surreal scenes are a spoof on surreal films which are not very popular.