Boot Camp Time
Opening theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeTok5A-Efg Army base, boot camp, day
(we see a bunch of soldiers along with Zim and GIR.)
GIR: So Zim why are we in this Boot Camp?
Zim: Well I signed us up here to get some exerciser.
GIR: So why is everyone lined up like this.......I like this leather.
Zim: Wait........what are you saying?
GIR: MMMMM leather.
Zim: G-GIR put that down that's a boot used for the US army.
GIR: Whoops......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1YrZG1c4XM (Suddenly the Drill Sergeant shows up, in a dramatic scene of fireworks.)
Drill Sergeant: Listen up men! I'm you're Drill Sergeant for today were about to get to work......any questions?
Zim: Yeah do you have to make a dramatic entrance like that?
Drill Sergeant: No but I like doing it.........got a problem with that?!
Zim: No sir, but my friend likes the taste of the ash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xi8yw5jpxE&feature=related GIR: MMMMMMM Ash.
Zim: Um....GIR the course is about to begin.
(GIR stops eating the firework ash.)
GIR: Oh, this Sergeant is much tougher than that one alien.
Zim: This Sergeant is a”Drill Sergeant” I have no idea how that one guy even got into any kind of army.
Drill Sergeant: Time for today's courses, try to get through this obstacle course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I76cOsLZ9c (We see a large obstacle course that is lain out across the military base.)
obstacle course, day
(We see a series of rope across a massive pit.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xi8yw5jpxE&feature=related GIR: I'm so happy today, I got Zim with me getting some stuff done.
Zim: Well everyone else behind you is struggling and I'm hanging on to thing rope above a pit.
GIR: is it a bottomless pit?
Zim: No, but it's a 10ft drop.
(Zim manages to catch up with GIR and they find a large lake of water.)
Zim: You can swim right, GIR?
GIR: Yeah, and you?
Zim: Same....prepare to dive if necessary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OswMyVFeF_w&feature=related (Zim and GIR proceed to dive underwater to get to the other end of the course. They surface on the other end of the lake.)
Zim: This kind of reminds me of planet Hobo-13 obstacle coarse.
GIR: Is it this nice.
Zim: If it wasn't for the fact that the planet is strictly for hard core military officers, it could have fatal results for those who aren't fully trained.
GIR: Then were not going there for vacation?
Zim: I'm afraid not..........were almost at the end.
GIR: OH boy!
(Zim and GIR cross the end and see that all the soldiers were right behind them.)
Drill Sergeant: You did good out there everyone, go take a break and you all deserve to be soldiers in the army.
Zim and GIR:*cheer*
Zim: so you want to get dinner.
GIR: Gladly.
(Everything fades to black as some words appear.)
IN HONOR OF ALL SOLDIERS IN THE ARMY LIVING AND DECEASED
End Credits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NxauGwjB1A&feature=related THE END
TRIVIA
. The Planet Hobo-13 looks like this
. The entire episode was inspired by this cartoon clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9eJsJVTMQ 
Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:42 pm
