An Egg of Destruction
Zim's base, day, inside
(We see Zim and GIR watching some TV.)
Zim: I'll go get.
GIR: So cool I want to be like that guy if I grow up!
(Zim then looks through his mail and sees something.)
Zim: Hey GIR guess what?
GIR: Is it bacon?
Zim: GIR where do you get these ideas in you're head? Anyway it's an invitation to the tropical resort on planet Lago. A tropical environment.
Lago, day, tropical resorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5cvg9nDpc
(We see Zim and GIR having several beach fun. After sometime we hear energy weapons.)
Zim: What's going on?
Irken: I'll let these robots explain.
Robots (Singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WWdOjxoQro
Zim: so let me get this straight there's a gang of pirates in this area?
(suddenly Zim and GIR are ambushed by skull faced robots, as they take them on to their robotic ship.)
Pirate ship, night
(We see Zim and GIR wake up on board a pirate ship.)
Zim: This really bad.
GIR: OOOOOO shiny.
Zim: Have I always been wrong about my vacation plans?
(Suddenly these robot pirates show up and drag Zim and GIR away.)
Captain's dining hall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrElT-x4vGw
(We see the captain of the pirates.)
Captain: You'll be eating we me tonight.
Zim: What choice do we have.
GIR: Is there one with flowers?
Zim: GIR for once could you try thinking straight?
Captain: Nurse I think my back is hurting me.
(We see a robot resembling a human woman repair him. They eat for sometime.)
Captain: Nurse I think I need a......
(the captain's head is blown off with an energy weapon, as Zim and GIR stand there with complete shock. The person who did was the.........NURSE.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uZq6ntDvC8
Zim: I know we hate him, but is that really necessary because I'm, leaving.
Nurse: You're leaving when I say you're leaving and it's right now do to the fact we found predator infested waters.
Zim: Son of a gun!
GIR: This is going to hurt.
Front deck, night
Nurse: Today everyone we will find a treasure known as the Egg of Destruction.
Zim: before we walk the plank don't we need a song.
GIR: I like music.
Pirate (singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV5NerQIRk4&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6CCfQ34qQ
(Zim then proceeds to fight his way to the energy cannon blasting him and GIR away.)
Zim: I fear the worst of the egg of destruction.
Zim: Rumor it contains an Angolan a type of alien that can destroy planets in a matter of seconds, they were destroyed by the Irken empire however only 4 survived.
GIR: Name one extinction they cause.
Zim: there's a rumor that they have wiped out the dinosaurs. They are lead by the King of Terror, in fact they are so frighting there are rumors Nostradamus is rumored to have actually met them.
GIR: What's this egg?
Zim: a casing made out of solid Angol Stone, this substance can harm by absorbing them, this is because they bleed energy. We have to stop those pirates luckily were on the island first.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2YBvhXaR5A&feature=related
(Zim and GIR walk until they see a large creature that looks Robotic/organic and has grasshopper features.)
Biomechanoid: halt I am the Biomechanoid Who are you?
Zim: I am Invader Zim of the Irken Empire.
Biomechanoid: Have you come to crack the egg open or are you after the treasure.
Zim: The treasure.
Biomechanoid: Then you shall pass.
(Zim and GIR walk in as the Pirates approach.)
Biomechanoid: Halt I am the Biomechanoid who are you?
Nurse: I am the captain.
Biomechanoid Have you come to crack the egg open or are you after the treasure.
Nurse: The egg.
Biomechanoid: In that case you must be destroyed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5G69E6uoWA
(The Nurse manages to sneak past the Biomechanoid as he proceeds to detonate the entire crew.)
Zim: Look at all this treasure.
GIR: I'm going to be swimming in this.
Zim: There's one treasure more important than that it's-
Nurse: You have come too late for the destruction shall begin.
Zim: are you a follower of that thing?!
Nurse: Correction, inside is my real body, I used energy to control this one.
(As the Nurse's body explodes the Angolan emerges from the destroyed crystal it reveals it looks like with only minor differences.......A HUMAN.)
Angolan: I will destroy this planet. where is the Lucifer Spear the weapon of destruction
GIR: oh that staff I broke it.
Angolan: You did W-
(Zim then Shot the Angolan with his energy weapon.)
Pirate ship, day
(We see the Irken Symbol instead of cross bones.)
Zim: well GIR were going back to the resort.
GIR: What is the most important thing?
Zim: friends including you GIR.
(The radio turns on.)
. The entire episode was inspired by this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYD9vWPuigc
(WARNING MILD LYRICS)
. The Robot Pirates were inspired by this image http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090821224446/ratchet/images/2/2e/RobotPirate-transparent.png
. The Robot Captain was inspired by this image http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080124195137/sonic/images/c/cc/Whisker_0216_ok.png
. the Biomechanoid was inspired by this image http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Kamen_rider_eurodata.png
. The Angolans look like this http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101006204106/keroro/images/2/2a/291px-Angol_Fear_Sgt._Frog.jpg
. The term when they use the term“ Lucifer Spear” They Are referring a weapon that blasts Light before destroying it's target not something demonic