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Invader Zim
Invader Zim

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PostSubject: Part-Time job   Part-Time job Icon_minitimeThu Dec 16, 2010 2:08 pm

Part-Time job

Office, day, inside

Woman: Mr. Zim!

Zim: GIR that’s us.

GIR: This paper taste good.

Woman: Apparently you’re tests show that you can fit in the following jobs, Birthday Clown, Dentists, or Bug Killer.

Zim: I’m going to try them.

GIR: Ok let’s try Birthday clown.

Birthday, inside

(We see Zim and GIR dressed as clowns making balloon animals.)

Zim: Ok kids enjoy the balloons and be careful with them!

GIR: That was some cool tank that you had there.

Zim: What tank?

GIR: It said some chemicals.

Zim: GIR you put highly flammable gas into the-


(We See Zim and GIR leave causally as the chemicals explode.)

Zim: Well at least we have the money.

GIR: I like the cake.

House of a client, inside

Man: Look I have a HUGE wasp problem so do what you have to do.

Zim: Got it ready the stuff…..

GIR: Ready.

(Zim and GIR walk around the house for sometime until they spot something.)


Zim: There’s something coming this way!

GIR: What should we do?

Zim: Activate duty mode were going to crack some windows!

(They prepare weapons and begin to do a MASSIVE battle with the wasps…..)

Zim: 1…..2……3!

(They Fire energy weapons at the wasps however they destroy most of the building.)

Zim: We better get out of here.

GIR: OOOOO money.

Zim: Don’t eat it you idiot.

Dentist office, inside, night

Zim: Ok little kid I’m sorry to say that were going to have to remove one of you’re teeth do to it being dirty.

Kid: * screams in terror*

Zim: Why are you screaming oh right I remember!

GIR: Here’s the tool! I’m going to eat cake.

(He takes out some kind of 3 pronged claw and proceeds to yank the tooth out with out any pain.)

Zim: There’s that pesky tooth do you feel better.

Kid: TV?

Zim: Sure don’t chew solid foods for 2 hours.

GIR: MMMMM cake.

(Zim and GIR walk out of the building.)

Zim: apparently we aren’t good at these jobs.

GIR: let’s get some food!




. the scene with the wasps parodies the film alien
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Government Concil
Government Concil

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Join date : 2009-09-15
Location : midhudson vally

Name: spongebob
specices: sea sponge

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PostSubject: Re: Part-Time job   Part-Time job Icon_minitimeThu Dec 16, 2010 4:49 pm

FUNNY lol! lol! lol! lol!
I will try not to laugh at the dentist office when i am there tomorrow afternoon cheers santa santa santa alien alien alien

P.S. Wierd how they always got their money before the catasphohy hit alien alien alien
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