The Precursor's talisman

The Precursor’s talisman

Narrator: However Zim’s changed his mind because he still felt tired from that trip so he went far into space to find somewhere nice.

Zim: SHHHH! Don’t tell them everything!

Give/take 70ft away from the Gamma star cloud, Los-Helios, day

(To those new to Los-Helios it is a planet that is yellow and is inhabited by various strange creatures such as aliens, mutants, and robots. The city design is more like something out of the television show Samurai-Jack rather than those cities with casinos. We zoom into a cantina where we see Zim tie a radio to his head, puts under a hat and walk out to a stage.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQA5ebjcmU WARINIG MILD LYRICS


(The song quickly changes while Zim sits down with GIR and the music quickly changes while Zim and GIR wait for an order for some food. They talk to some aliens while they talk we see some of the aliens/mutants/ robots which include)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOhsvhF4Jw

1. Small aliens who look-like frogs and salamanders
2. A large lizard-like creature with sharp teeth eating some food calmingly
3. A group of four hulking robots one of them flicks out a finger and revealing they have retractable keys inside their fingers.
4. A Small dark blue creature that looks like a lizard and has a devil-like tail

5. The Aliens they were talking to looked like a group of tall, purple, octopus-like creatures.

Zim: so you guys are of what job?

Alien 1: Archaeology

Alien 2: we were digging up some ores and ancient gem stones. Come with us>
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GIR: I LIKE PIE!

(Later Zim and GIR fallow the aliens from their Voot-Cruiser to the ore mines meanwhile we see some one that looks weird fallowing them then some explosives detonate)

Zim: that was going to happen right?
Alien 1: yeah I think so



(We look down into the mines and see these strange creatures that look exactly like the ones that showed them this in a middle of some desert or canyon working on heavy machinery)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAICvVd1cG0&feature=related

Alien 1: hey look some temple has been uncovered!

Zim: cool I hope there’s something like a game-system inside there!

GIR: I hope there’s cupcake inside!

(They eventually get to the temple suddenly a deep, powerful, and robotic voice says through some kind of device)

Precursor: Greeting Young ones we are the great Precursors. However we are extinct you must enter and face the tests

(Zim and GIR run in because they want the prize the door suddenly slams shut)

Alien 1: don’t tell me there going to face the tests.

Alien 2: they don’t even know what’s in there.

(While Zim and GIR run in they eventually run thought a door)

Precursor: THIS IS YOU’RE FIRST TEST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1it7DUVoOA&feature=related

(suddenly trays of ice cream are raised by ropes automatically)

Zim: ..IS THIS SOPPOST TO HAPPEN

Precursor: YOU MUST EAT THIS ICE CREAM!

GIR: YAY!

(Zim and GIR eat the Ice Cream and move through the temple until the get to a room with all these floor tiles.)

Precursor: THIS IS YOUR SCEOND TEST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taEZgfzvzg4&feature=related

(Instead of something dangerous standing is some alien who looks like a disco dancer)

Zim: A DISCO GUY?!!!YOU NEED TO GET STUFF A LITLE MORE DANGERIOUS!!!!!

Precursor: You must fight this guy in a dance match…

Zim: IS THIS EVEN SOPPOST TO HAPPEN!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95XHnEqupw

(After a long fight Zim and GIR defeat the disco guy)

Disco-Guy: shoot! I should have eaten more yogurts!

Zim: Where are the moves, man? I'm wondering, where are they?

(Zim and GIR eventually get to the final room)

Precursor: Thank you for playing here’s the prize

(This robotic talisman pops out of the wall. You know that guy following them earlier? We see his body is made out of Precursor technology…And he is a Mafia boss)

Don: hey! give me that Shorty!

Zim: I can’t believe we get this worth less peace of junk after all these stupid tests!

GIR: I want to click that!

(He clicks all 3 buttons and aims it at the Don and three green lasers shoot the Don in the eyes and mouth. His soul is sucked out of his body.)

Zim: is this going to happen?!(Notices the dead Don) I'm glad I'm not your stunt double!

(Later Zim and GIR come out alive and Give the artifact to the aliens and go back to the ship)

Zim: you do realize this vacation is not over yet!
GIR: YAY!

THE END

TRIVIA

.The bar scene is similar to star wars

.this plays when Zim turns the radio on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQA5ebjcmU WARINIG MILD LYRICS

.this plays when Zim and GIR talk to the aliens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOhsvhF4Jw

. this plays when Zim and GIR visit the camp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAICvVd1cG0&feature=related

.the temple is a parody on those adventure movies

.first test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1it7DUVoOA&feature=related

.second test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taEZgfzvzg4&feature=related

.disco fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95XHnEqupw

.the talisman at the end is a spoof on the film 9. in fact the Precursor's communicatation divice has some resemblence to the
Fabrication Machine who was the main villan of the film (difference is that the divice looks like it is from anchient egypt instead of the future and less complex looking)