Time Incorporated
Italy, night, 1500 AD
(We see a count talking to some artist.)
Count: remember to make copies of this panting.
Artist: sure my lord, after all these would be magnificent.
Zim’s base, day, inside/control room early 21st century
(We see Zim motoring the computer for some reason.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpaF2XoStnk Zim: hmm…strange activity is going on with in space.
GIR: Can I have some candy.
(Zim looks at him as if he’s crazy.)
Zim: it looks as if some is jumping back and forth across time…..But time lords don’t exist.
GIR: couldn’t you just stop worrying?
(we see Zim activates a teleported object then he turns around and he sees a strange looking man.)
Zim: just what are you doing here?!
The Roboticist: You’re past is inside.
(Before Zim could even respond the computer is stating something.)
Computer: teleportation engaged.
(Suddenly Zim and GIR vanish before the audience’s eyes.)
Space ship, orbiting earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ELOjuj9HlA (We see Zim and GIR teleported into the space ship. We see 11 motored recordings and all these teleport machines.)
Zim: if you think this is weird, I had a time where I went to the movies, got knocked out and woke up next morning in a dirty hazmat suit.
GIR: Cool I wonder what will happen in this pod.
Zim: if my book I published “The Quantum philosophy” is Correct than you will need an other self in order to jump on the other end.
GIR: aw man no host bodies for me…I wanted to relive my eating moments.
Zim: Yes but if you would also be careful about what you’re doing.
(GIR clicks a random button and he’s sucked in a random reality.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc (GIR is eventually shot back in the present by Zim and all these doors open up.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpkE-jzy-zo&feature=related Ship’s computer: cannot remove inventory….where on earth do you keep you’re items?
Zim: that’s none of you’re business computer!
Ship’s computer: fair enough.
(Suddenly everything activates and everything goes back to normal. We see a strange alien creature that is vaguely human.)
Maltazard: who dares disturbs the great Maltazard!
Zim: Invader Zim of the Irken Empire what on earth are you doing here?!
GIR: and why are you using time corridors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cy7FphT8JI&feature=related Maltazard: allow me to explain. Along time ago about 354 BC I landed on earth and crashed my ship, now I was a member of a group of brutal aliens, and my species were destroyed in the crash so I plan to get the technology to stop this from ever happening.
Zim: wait but if you have to be scattered though time.
Maltazard: correct. I have been scattered through time and can switched with my bodies, the one you’re talking to is the far vest one.
GIR: COOL!!!
Zim: If you’re back in time what are you’re other disguises? I mean the more recent ones.
Maltazard: In the 1500’s I was a count when I was this I fooled an artist into panting several extra copies so I could get the funds for my experiment, in 1980 I was Frank, the menacing rabbit when this I Tried to trick a boy into doing my bidding, and lastly my second most far vest guise is Haruhi Suzumiya.
Zim & GIR: *Bursts into laughter*
Maltazard: ok I lost my mind from the explosion. However, I have gained enough information to….
(Zim and GIR accidently knock over a machine slowing down Maltazard to 100000000000X times normal speed.)
Zim: I guess it covers this case let’s go home
Maltazard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCCFz8VfTo0&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgwt2ayqRx8&feature=related The Roboticist: you have done a good job Zim and GIR now you are leaving now. I am The Roboticist.
Zim: WHO ARE YOU!!!!!
(Suddenly the man vanishes.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYo_zKp80Lg GIR: can I have a snack?
(Zim looks at GIR as if he’s crazy
THE END
TIRVIA
. Maltazard was inspired by this image
http://www.nightserpent.com/lovecraft/yith.jpg . The Roboticist is suppose to be a spoof on the Doctor
. There is a brief reference to Donnie darko and the some Japanese show
Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:21 am
