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Invader Zim
Invader Zim

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Name: Invader Zim
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PostSubject: It's Golf Time   It's Golf Time Icon_minitimeFri Jun 10, 2011 1:39 pm

Zim's base, inside day

(We see Zim repairing some damaged Irken golf clubs while GIR walks in the room.)

GIR: So where are we going this father's day?

Zim: It's time to play golf!

It's Golf Time

Opening credits:

Golf course, day

GIR: Explain Zim, why were at this place. OOOOO a bird!

Zim: Well a lot of people visit this place on father's day.

GIR: Well it looks nice anyway.

Zim: GIR I've noticed some inconsistencies lately.

GIR: Such as?

Zim: Remember the film “Beauty and the Beast” I noticed that the film takes place in France.

GIR: How did you figure that out?

Zim: The word “Bell” is french for beauty.

GIR: Oh.

Zim: But if it takes place in France why is it that the only the talking candle speaks in a french accent and everyone talks normal.

GIR: Zim I never thought of that.

Zim: Hey look some dads and sons are other there.

(Zim and GIR approach a group of people golfing.)

Man 1: You're turn green man.

Man 2: What type of guy would wear ugly clothes like that?

(Zim and GIR proceeds to use their Irken Golf clubs to send the balls flying near the hole and quickly finish it off.)

Man 1: Where on earth did he get that golf club?!

Zim: I tell you GIR this is one trip I will always remember.

GIR: Aw man it's not gum.

Zim: It's a golf ball.

GIR: It still taste good though.

(We see after some other people try to beat Zim and GIR in a game and golf but are simply unable to do to their advanced technology,the golf cart-wacky driving scene about hitting other players yelling four and hitting a group of golfers on another hole, a scene where a group start shouting because theie shots are messy. one group that not 2 put but 5 putt a hole. One guys fustrated throws his whole golf bag in the water and he gives up.)


Zim: Well I guess we should call it quits.

GIR: I picked out a restaurant.

Zim: That sounds nice.

Man: You want to do this again next time?

Zim: Sure.


GIR: Hey Zim when do you think the food will get here?

Zim: I'm sure it will come soon, by the way I want you to know somthing

GIR: What?

Zim: Well GIR through this turn of events you have been loyal and remembered me.

GIR: Wow.

Zim: Thank you.

(Zim and GIR pause for a long time before giving one another a high five.)

End Credits:



. In real life golf is one of the most popular thing to do on father's day

. Beauty and the beast is referenced

It's Golf Time Great_11

The Irken Empire Shall be victorious

It's time for The Irken Empire Hour, Today's broadcast will feature Wario's Political beliefs and thoughts...

It's Golf Time 079

...Oh Right

Zim's Theme

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Government Concil
Government Concil

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PostSubject: Re: It's Golf Time   It's Golf Time Icon_minitimeSat Jun 11, 2011 1:37 pm

Zack great Add these
1 funny scene with the golf cart-wacky driving (yes they had way too much to drink)
2 scene about hitting other players yelling four and hitting a group of golfers on another hole.
a3 scene where a group start swearing because theie shots are crappy.
4 on group that not 2 put but 5 putt a hole.
5 a scene were agroup of uglies were even uglier clothes that no one even aliens should wear-even for golf.
6 One guys fustrated throes his whole golf bag in the water-he gives up.
in the end so see you next Sunday same tee time -Sure
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