What do the Pharases "Too Fat to Walk and Lean/Mean" actually mean?

(NOTE: THIS ISN'T INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE)

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Too Fat to Walk



Once a television character reaches a certain level of tubbiness, the show they are in will lose all sympathy for them. It is generally assumed that overweight people are either pathetic, obnoxious losers or Corrupt Corporate Executives. They also tend to be portrayed as ludicrously obsessive eaters. Furthermore, most are portrayed as lazy, having poor hygiene, bad grooming, and no fashion sense. Glandular conditions, genetic tendencies, a natural endomorph body type, and low metabolism are treated as lame excuses alongside the "I'm just big-boned" mold.

This guy first shows up with the introduction of synthetic, high-fat foods in the early twentieth century, which enabled people from most social classes to gain weight quickly. Prior to that point, being fat was considered high fashion- a fat wife, for example, proved that the Railroad Baron had enough money to feed her a lot. Hence how we can go from the Santa Claus character type of rich and jolly to the modern character type of greedy, lazy, and evil.

This Type of Villian Varies from being Affably Evil, Faux Affably Evil, or a Complete Monster.

Lean/Mean



Black robes not fitting properly? Just try being a little more evil! Kicking puppies is good exercise after all! And don't worry about those meals you skip while you're scheming to take over the kingdom. Yes, the combination of your new villainous lifestyle and the laws of narrative causality will make those annoying extra pounds vanish before anyone can say "Are they even feeding this guy?"

heck some bad guys are so slender that they should be dead of starvation.

Perhaps there picking at their food is why their Lean/Mean.

This Type of Villian Varies from being Affably Evil, Faux Affably Evil, or a Complete Monster.

Funny article-love the ludicrious-i swear that should be a rappers name.

Like the music very fitting to read to.

I like your side bar comments"before you can say what are they feeding this guy-hahahahahahah