Fishing for Mosasaurs
Local sea, day
(We see Zim and GIR reciting some poem with papers.)
Zim: Be prepared!
GIR: Sure we will, but why is he sick?
Zim: No the king ate too much of his own burgers and is now suffering the fatty side effects.
GIR: We won't need a king! YAY!!!
Zim: No were going to set up democracy-
(Zim notices that there in fish populated waters.)
Zim: Well that rehearsal is done. Could these papers GIR?
GIR: Sure thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLcKWfnycs (GIR Eats the rehearsal papers. We see Zim and GIR taking out fishing hooks and begin fishing.)
GIR: So when do the fish come closer?
Zim: The fish are not always going to show up instantly, if you want fish to show up then try using some chum.
(GIR Dumps the entire chum buck's chum into the water.)
GIR: I like this Zim it taste good.
Zim: Did you catch any fish or is that Chum.
GIR: MMMMMMMM Chum.
Zim: I always thought the latter, GIR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aHB_afeWfY (Suddenly a Shark shows up and tries to eat the Chum unfortunately GIR was so startled seeing it he dropped the bucket and is charging right at the boat.)
Zim: I better get my energy gun right now! GIR run for it!
GIR: OH NO!!!
(The Shark then proceeds to jump on deck when suddenly-)
CRUNCH
Zim: What the heck!?
GIR: Um?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5b0oRgjup4 (We see a rather metal-like Mosasaur holding Shark in it's mouth and eats it whole. Then it proceeds to attack the boat. Zim and GIR run to the supply cabinet)
GIR: HOW did it end up like that Zim?
Zim: it involves the nuclear waste products the town left behind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFWde1hv3-M&feature=related (Zim reaches in to the cabinet and pulls out an energy weapon. He then proceeds to attack the monster. After some time of fighting it is disintegrated.)
Zim: Well there it happened, I always like it where the Shark in jaws blows up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K43zLYkV6lA GIR: I still like the taste of this chum.
Zim: Let's hope you don't get addicted to it GIR. We better get home the sea is safe again.
GIR: I like the idea.
Zim: so what did you do with that script?
GIR: They tasted good.
Zim: Well earthier way.....wait a minute.....What?
GIR: *Burps* excuse me, Zim.
Zim: It wasn't that much of a loss anyway.
GIR: so what were you going to do with it.
Zim: Perhaps make into fire fuel, I honestly don't know GIR.
THE END
TRIVIA
. The script at the beginning spoofs the song the Main Villain sings in the film the lion king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70yxlaExRo . In Zim and GIR'S case the “king” is heavily implied to be the “Burger King”
. Personally the author does not have any grudges against Burger King but was trying to be funny
. A Mosasaur looks like this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Clidastes_proph1DB.jpg . the Mutated Mosasaur looks like this