Number 9 in the desert
Australian Desert, day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZY4yjJKrU (We see In the middle of the desert Zim and GIR are walking around.)
Zim: Well Here we are in the middle of the Australian Desert GIR.
GIR: I like the taste of all these animal bones.
Zim: you’re one glutton for stuff like that.
(Suddenly a group of people show up they look stranded.)
GIR: So cool.
Person: Do you have any water?
Zim: Plenty so what do you need?
Later…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwwcTNFfKn8&feature=related (We see Zim cooking burgers he walks over to see a large portion is eating……BLUE MUSHROOMS)
Zim: What are you doing?!
GIR: Mushrooms?
Person: Oh were eating.
Zim: Those are infected with radio active chemicals, don’t eat those!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFG7GRmNbk0 Person: so you’re not our mom.
GIR: Can I have the Burgers?
Zim: Forget this I’m leaving
Later…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwj70dCFraE&feature=related (Zim and GIR walk away and wander the desert for sometime they eventually find a cave.)
Zim: Well this cave leads us to the source of this nuclear alien material, oh heck with it let’s enter.
GIR: I just love caves.
(They explore the cave and see these mutants.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P65ZKtjFo6s Zim: I TOLD you not to eat those Idiotic mushrooms but no you didn’t listen. I bet it would have the same results if I was you’re mom!
Voice (off screen): that is correct.
(Suddenly we see a creature resembling a………CHICKEN)
GIR: It’s got chicken legs.
Zim: What is this? Who are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv10qgeQGU0 Chicken no.9: I am Chicken Number 9 my mutated genes will soon take over the world.
Zim: The heck you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJH4h9neS0&feature=related (Zim and the chicken engage in an epic combat for sometime eventually Zim manages to stun his opponent.)
Chicken no.9: this battle has just begun!
GIR: Cool I love this.
(Zim walks over to a tourist and grabs his radio, Zim then puts a hat on his head and turns the radio on, he slips the radio under the hat and begins to lip sing the words.)
Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gciu_ls0qU (As the radio plays Zim proceeds to beat the snot out of the chicken eventually Zim manages to win the battle.)
Zim: Fell the power of the FUNK.
GASHUNK
(Zim Kicks the chicken through a wall.)
Mutant tourist: What kind of noise is GASHUNK?!
(Zim takes out the dictionary.)
Zim: GASHUNK the sound when an undead cyborg land-shark kicks down you’re door.
Chicken no.9: Oh cru-
(Zim obliterates the Chicken with his Energy weapon and proceeds to leave.)
GIR: What about the people?
Zim: There mutations will wear off soon let’s leave.
THE END
TRIVIA
. The entire episode is a kid friendly spoof on Kazuo Umezu’s Stories The drifting class room and fourteen years
Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:21 am
