Number 9 in the desert
Australian Desert, dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZY4yjJKrU
(We see In the middle of the desert Zim and GIR are walking around.)
Zim: Well Here we are in the middle of the Australian Desert GIR.
GIR: I like the taste of all these animal bones.
Zim: you’re one glutton for stuff like that.
(Suddenly a group of people show up they look stranded.)
GIR: So cool.
Person: Do you have any water?
Zim: Plenty so what do you need?
(We see Zim cooking burgers he walks over to see a large portion is eating……BLUE MUSHROOMS)
Zim: What are you doing?!
Person: Oh were eating.
Zim: Those are infected with radio active chemicals, don’t eat those!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFG7GRmNbk0
Person: so you’re not our mom.
GIR: Can I have the Burgers?
Zim: Forget this I’m leaving
(Zim and GIR walk away and wander the desert for sometime they eventually find a cave.)
Zim: Well this cave leads us to the source of this nuclear alien material, oh heck with it let’s enter.
GIR: I just love caves.
(They explore the cave and see these mutants.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P65ZKtjFo6s
Zim: I TOLD you not to eat those Idiotic mushrooms but no you didn’t listen. I bet it would have the same results if I was you’re mom!
Voice (off screen): that is correct.
(Suddenly we see a creature resembling a………CHICKEN)
GIR: It’s got chicken legs.
Zim: What is this? Who are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv10qgeQGU0
Chicken no.9: I am Chicken Number 9 my mutated genes will soon take over the world.
Zim: The heck you will.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJH4h9neS0&feature=related
(Zim and the chicken engage in an epic combat for sometime eventually Zim manages to stun his opponent.)
Chicken no.9: this battle has just begun!
GIR: Cool I love this.
(Zim walks over to a tourist and grabs his radio, Zim then puts a hat on his head and turns the radio on, he slips the radio under the hat and begins to lip sing the words.)
(As the radio plays Zim proceeds to beat the snot out of the chicken eventually Zim manages to win the battle.)
Zim: Fell the power of the FUNK.
(Zim Kicks the chicken through a wall.)
Mutant tourist: What kind of noise is GASHUNK?!
(Zim takes out the dictionary.)
Zim: GASHUNK the sound when an undead cyborg land-shark kicks down you’re door.
Chicken no.9: Oh cru-
(Zim obliterates the Chicken with his Energy weapon and proceeds to leave.)
GIR: What about the people?
Zim: There mutations will wear off soon let’s leave.
. The entire episode is a kid friendly spoof on Kazuo Umezu’s Stories The drifting class room and fourteen years