Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat
Hunting Farm, Day
Zim: Well here we are at the local hunting game farm.
GIR: this is cool Zim what did you bring.
Zim: My combat weaponry including Laser weapons, Energy nets, and even chemical sprayers.
Hunter: Where did this guy get these weapons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGsxgL3tbNk (WARNING MILD LYRICS ABOUT HUNTING.)
(Zim and GIR hunting all types’ animals with energy weapons and manage to hunt anything.)
Zim: This is weird about how powerful these things destroy.
GIR: I’ll say I’m hungry.
RING
(Zim picks up the phone and answers it.)
Zim: The president wants to see us about some mutant.
GIR: How bad can it be its just genetic stuff?
White House, Day, inside
(Zim and GIR walk into the building and see a man fleeing from a mutant creature resembling a cow with molars.)
Zim: Hey it’s a mutant cow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9U5rCnpMD8&feature=related Man: Please don’t-
Zim: Three!
(Zim throws GIR at the Mutant.)
Igor: Thank you sir, I am Igor that thing ate 3 men!
Zim: Who were they?
GIR: What?
Igor: Mulder, Scully, and N.
Zim: No one important moving on.
Igor: That thing is Bio Meat gone bad apparently I gave it intelligence!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-911UPw6u7k President: Thank goodness you made it that thing is running amok.
Zim: What does this thing really want?
GIR: Speaking of meat I’m hungry.
Zim: Is food just what you only think about GIR?
President: Ok here is the plan you two go down to this thing’s lair and blast the goose liver out of it.
Zim: Ok we have hunting gear any way.
(Zim and GIR leave.)
Zim (on radio): Wait it spotted us *screams*.
(Everyone looks scared.)
Zim (on radio): Just testing the equipment over.
Meanwhile…
Zim: GIR I just realized something the Bio Meat themselves are even more nightmarish when you study their teeth: they have no fangs, no sharp teeth of any kind, really. While they have More Teeth than a shark, their teeth are 100% molars. This means that they can't bite off a chunk of their food like most predators. Instead, they just chew... and chew... and chew...
GIR: actually they inhale food.
Zim: Just like you eating anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I76cOsLZ9c GIR: Were doing this for the snacks!
Zim: That’s right it used to be a TV dinner!
(Suddenly the Bio Meat shows up Zim and GIR blast it repeatedly.)
Zim: Its no use were going in…..
Later….
Zim: The Bio Meat has told us that no more attacks on one condition.
GIR: one of us is going to have to eat it!
Igor: WHAT KIND OF SICK GUY WOULD DO THAT!!!
GIR: Pick ME!
Zim: We pick GIR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQUAWzqqGqI&feature=related (GIR walks in and turns the TV He comes out in 3 minutes.)
Zim: How did it taste?
GIR: Pretty good with gravy.
President: ONCE again we thank you Zim and GIR.
Zim: No problem were just walking out.
GIR: I’m still hungry.
THE END
TRIVIA
. on scene parodies hunting
. This episode spoofs Zombie and Horror films
. The bio Meat looks like this
http://kokuun.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bm.jpg . Igor was inspired by this image
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091126200515/sonic/images/d/d0/STC88-Slimy.jpg