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 Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat

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PostSubject: Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat   Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat Icon_minitimeMon Nov 29, 2010 1:57 pm

Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat

Hunting Farm, Day

Zim: Well here we are at the local hunting game farm.

GIR: this is cool Zim what did you bring.

Zim: My combat weaponry including Laser weapons, Energy nets, and even chemical sprayers.

Hunter: Where did this guy get these weapons? (WARNING MILD LYRICS ABOUT HUNTING.)

(Zim and GIR hunting all types’ animals with energy weapons and manage to hunt anything.)

Zim: This is weird about how powerful these things destroy.

GIR: I’ll say I’m hungry.


(Zim picks up the phone and answers it.)

Zim: The president wants to see us about some mutant.

GIR: How bad can it be its just genetic stuff?

White House, Day, inside

(Zim and GIR walk into the building and see a man fleeing from a mutant creature resembling a cow with molars.)

Zim: Hey it’s a mutant cow.

Man: Please don’t-

Zim: Three!

(Zim throws GIR at the Mutant.)

Igor: Thank you sir, I am Igor that thing ate 3 men!

Zim: Who were they?

GIR: What?

Igor: Mulder, Scully, and N.

Zim: No one important moving on.

Igor: That thing is Bio Meat gone bad apparently I gave it intelligence!

President: Thank goodness you made it that thing is running amok.

Zim: What does this thing really want?

GIR: Speaking of meat I’m hungry.

Zim: Is food just what you only think about GIR?

President: Ok here is the plan you two go down to this thing’s lair and blast the goose liver out of it.

Zim: Ok we have hunting gear any way.

(Zim and GIR leave.)

Zim (on radio): Wait it spotted us *screams*.

(Everyone looks scared.)

Zim (on radio): Just testing the equipment over.


Zim: GIR I just realized something the Bio Meat themselves are even more nightmarish when you study their teeth: they have no fangs, no sharp teeth of any kind, really. While they have More Teeth than a shark, their teeth are 100% molars. This means that they can't bite off a chunk of their food like most predators. Instead, they just chew... and chew... and chew...

GIR: actually they inhale food.

Zim: Just like you eating anything.

GIR: Were doing this for the snacks!

Zim: That’s right it used to be a TV dinner!

(Suddenly the Bio Meat shows up Zim and GIR blast it repeatedly.)

Zim: Its no use were going in…..


Zim: The Bio Meat has told us that no more attacks on one condition.

GIR: one of us is going to have to eat it!


GIR: Pick ME!

Zim: We pick GIR!

(GIR walks in and turns the TV He comes out in 3 minutes.)

Zim: How did it taste?

GIR: Pretty good with gravy.

President: ONCE again we thank you Zim and GIR.

Zim: No problem were just walking out.

GIR: I’m still hungry.



. on scene parodies hunting

. This episode spoofs Zombie and Horror films

. The bio Meat looks like this

. Igor was inspired by this image
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PostSubject: Re: Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat   Zim and GIR vs. the Bio Meat Icon_minitimeMon Nov 29, 2010 3:18 pm

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Wow thats some mutant. Eating three men in one day!!!!

Gir with a trash can like stomach can really eat just about anything Smile
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