Black Friday Interview
Store, night, inside
(We see Zim and GIR walk down the isles of the store.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF9ZLNxHaBY Zim: Remember GIR were going to interview random people for some reason.
GIR: I always thought giving people my food was the gift that keeps on giving Zim?
Zim: I understand up till now I thought the gift was demonic possession.
(They continue walking down until they meet some one.)
Zim: I see you have a copy of the film The Eight Headed Dragon.
Man: Yes I do I like those giant monster films.
Zim: That’s why I’m looking forward to Ultraman Zero the Movie: Super Deciding Fight, The Belial Galactic Empire!
Man:?
Zim: Moving on…..
GIR: This is cool we get to meet random people on the street while in the store.
Zim: I know this is like meeting people…..Well I have a strong dislike for this species of people.
GIR: Hey Zim more people.
Zim: Let’s get this interview over and done with.
(Zim and GIR walk up to some other person.)
Zim: Hey what are you buying?
Woman: it’s some perfume.
GIR: Gimmie that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70Q_G4l7vk (As Zim and the woman stared dumbstruck as GIR proceeds to pour some if not all of it into his mouth.)
Zim: Am I intoxicated or something?
GIR: it better than being petrified.
Woman: That was the most surreal moment of my entire life.
Zim: Me and my cutesy dog are going to move on now.
(As they walk away Zim and GIR start to talk.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEamMUdFb0 Zim: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY US!!!???
GIR: S-sorry.
Zim: ok I forgive but you’re lucky I’m not that thing Nostradamus Prophesied known as Lord Anglo Moa.
GIR: Um what?
Zim: I don’t know but I personally think it has something to do with Y2K. Moving on form this instance….
(They continue walking until they meet someone else.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkOJNbYrA14&feature=related Zim: Hello what are you buying?
Girl: Some lip stick, say you look like a description a friend gave me.
Zim: What did this man look like?
GIR: I’m interested.
Girl: He was short, green, and always had a dog following him he thrower the dog at him…..what a minute…… YOU’RE HIM!!!!
Zim: Oh-
GIR: Friend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ4vjiYtuy8 (Zim and GIR make a run for it as they try to avoid the person they eventually jump into the air vent.)
Zim: H-how can this be? I threw you at a Keronian not a human?
GIR: I love the air vents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoz6a8oRBs (They continue to crawl out of the air vent.)
Zim: Were going home.
GIR: YAY!!!
THE END
TRIVIA
. the films Zim mentions are real here are the posters
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Ultra_Zero_Movie.jpg and
http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dai-yogen.jpg 
Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:39 am
