The Middle Cyber East
1900’s Egypt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaJphlTPY8 (We see all these British and American explorers firing cannons at something.)
Man #1: It’s no use Sir there incapable of feeling any damage.
Captain: Oh no that means they are capable of anything!
(Suddenly they advance closer.)
Robotic Monotone Voice: Delete! Delete! Delete!
Zim’s Base, Night, Inside
Zim: I don’t know what film to watch GIR but this is going to be pretty good.
GIR: OOOOOO
RING
(Zim picks up a telephone and answers it.)
Zim: It’s the Almighty Tallest they say that the entire Middle East has been conquered and that they have developed weapons to wage war on alien nations.
GIR: I want candy.
Zim: I wonder if there are any fast food restaurants.
Iran, Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNHdfKpsYKo Zim: Well here we are at Iran or formally Persia, I’m still thinking that there should be fast food here.
GIR: MMMMM sand.
Zim: Look the government building perhaps well get things straight.
GIR: I wonder if they have any tacos!
Government building, inside, day
(Zim and GIR walk in.)
Leader: And so with our calculations 99 percent voted for the new….
Zim: Hey sir you have some device in you’re…..
CLICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv10qgeQGU0 Zim: Again?! The man is some kind of…..WIND UP TOY?!
GIR: I know but his sandwich was good.
Zim: Is it me or we running out of budget.
(Suddenly they open a door to see all these creatures that look robotic.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C918zOdSOgs Zim: It can’t be….CYBERMEN!!!???
GIR: Cybermen?
Zim: Creatures from another dimension that colonized another planet.
Cyberman Leader: With this power the Cybermen will rule the universe!
Cybermen: Delete!
Zim: Let me get this straight all this time you were controlling the Middle East causing the capture of various people and you’ve converted them into….one of you?!
Cyberman Leader: Correct Delete!
Zim: GIR activate duty mode!
GIR: YES MY LORD!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIdee59XcY (Zim and The Cybermen Battle for some time eventually Zim wins the battle.)
Zim: Well GIR that’s that so what do you want to do?
GIR: Well….
The Leader: Thank you for freeing our people from now on it will now be known as Persia again.
Some house, night, inside
Man: Hello
Zim & GIR (Off screen): Hello I would like 3 triple dickered pizzas.
Man: What?
Zim & GIR (Off screen): Sorry wrong number.
City, night
Zim: Well let’s cruise through the city.
GIR: I call the music
Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTmOWSMRl8 THE END
TRIVIA
. The Cybermen look like this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/images/cyberman2006.jpg . this episode references the film Indiana Jones
Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:14 pm
