The city that dares not Wake
African Desert, day
(We see Zim, GIR, and several other people in a bus.)
GIR: Why are we here again Zim?
Zim: Were going to Johannesburg to mock MNU because they are about to get arrested for using alien life for experiments.
Meanwhile……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU Silhouette #1: Hmmm we got visitors men.
Silhouette #2: I Know what to do….what am I suppose to do again?
Silhouette #1: DESTROY THE BUS!!!!
Silhouette #2: All right Ninjas get ready to attack.
Back on the Buss
Zim: That’s weird Here’s what I would do in that Moment.
GIR: Here comes a good part
Zim fantasize/Invader Zim says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYLxwWf5mQE&feature=related Zim: What are you two doing in jail?!
Scratch: We were recruiting people for the robot gang.
Grounder: Robot stands for Repairing Other Boats Outstandingly terrific.
Zim: Hang on.
(One hour later, Sonic and tails are in jail, and Scratch and Grounder are fixing boats.)
Zim: These two misjudged people terribly. If you know someone wrongfully jailed, try to speak on there behalf. Be smart, get all your facts straight, and never judge books by covers!
Back on the bus
GIR: That would be great….
SLICE
(All these throwing stars come through the walls.)
Some guy: EVERYMAN FORE HIMSELF!!!!
Zim: It’s not that bad.
GIR: I didn’t come here to be insulted!
Zim: OH…well where do you often go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6InVKS2T0PU (Zim and GIR desperately try to pilot the bus in the correct manner as they avoid Ninja attacks.)
Zim: well the bus is separated.
GIR: So cool.
Later….
(Zim and GIR bus segment crashes into a fence pole flinging them over a fence.)
Zim: Weird sign what is it doing there?
GIR: Zim do human children normally a foot tall and wear weird costumes?
Zim: No…
GIR: Than who are they?!
(they slowly turn to see playing on a swing set are humanoid…….TADPOLES.)
Zim those are Keronians form the planet Keron but what are they doing her?!
Keronian Mom: Hey look there’s two guys in costumes or something.
Keronian Dad: I wonder which cartoon character it is.
Zim: Is that a member of the MNU being used as a living tether ball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc (After a surreal experience they manage to get out of the playground.)
Meanwhile…
Tour guide: And so we go to the city of…New Keron?!
Some guy: Did this city change it’s name.
Keronian Police Officer: Freeze this is the Police!
Keronian Ninja Master: Ninja attack when I say so.
Some guy: OH this is Like Heck Comes to Frog town.
Keronian Ninja: These people will never know what hit them!
POW
New Keron Lab, day, inside
Zim: THEY HAVE A LAB!!!??? I was way off.
GIR: This is so cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U28JZQxkrc (Zim and GIR walk through the building they eventually smash some glass causing them to fall from a great height.)
Zim: Whoa this is unexpected.
Keronian Scientist: If you Intend to manhandle me I have you know I’m a level 78 wizard with melee ability in World of Warcraft!
WHAM
Keronian Scientist: That hurt my pride and my back.
Keronian Guard: Freeze!
Zim: Oh-
GIR: So cool!
Computer: Star ship detected!
Later…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOP0L3A7_Q Zim: so if we have this treaty We could eventually make no one be the wiser.
Keronian Guard: So we get the ability to show our TV shows but not show ourselves.
GIR: Remember, ask your parents to help you! The street is no place to play the part of the butt of Sonic's jokes!
(Everyone stares confused.)
Zim: Well let’s go back home.
THE END
TRIVIA
. the scenes at the beginning and the end parodies this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_4y2LlAfo and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzzVnjL0GE&feature=related . Normal adult male Keronians look like this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/SgtFrog_vol01.jpg. Normal adult female Keronians look like this
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100804200418/keroro/images/1/13/Pururu.png. Normal Male Keronian Tadpoles or Normal Male Keronian Children look like this
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081027115334/keroro/images/3/3d/Tamama.png. Normal Female Keronian Tadpoles or Normal Female Keronian Children Look like this
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080412091806/keroro/images/8/85/Karara.jpeg . Keronian Soldiers look like this
http://www.wastrelsanonymous.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/giroro.jpg . Keronian Police Officers look like this
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110724063638/keroro/images/c/cb/Ph_15-3.jpg. Female Keronian Mail Dilvery look like this
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090911224540/keroro/images/0/0e/Meruru.jpg. Keronian Ninja Masters Look like this
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100612165330/keroro/images/c/c9/Jirara1.jpg . Keronian Ninja soldiers look like this
http://pioggia.exteen.com/images/dororo.JPG . Keronian Scientists Look like this
http://nebulaneko.exteen.com/images/kururu.jpg . Scientist Keronian Tadpoles Look like this
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100704101712/keroro/images/0/0d/Tororo.png . Keronian Guards look like this
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100704094718/keroro/images/0/05/Garuru.png
Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:54 pm
