Mall Cops
Mall, Day, inside
(We see Zim and GIR in an office Zim is wearing a police hat.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cy7FphT8JI&feature=related GIR: Remind me Zim why are we doing this again?
Zim: Well this is to get Christmas money incase you’re not living in an alternate reality.
(Phone rings Zim answers it.)
Zim: Apparently a group of biker criminals called Heck’s Angles are terrorizing the perfume stores.
GIR: It’s a case, let’s get some chocolate.
Zim: The perfume store also is the candy store!
Meanwhile….
Heck’s Angles Leader: Ok let’s get this straight you don’t have the stuff we need?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItk79PK_zk Zim: Hold it right there do you have any idea who you’re messing with, look at all this perfume!
Heck’s Angles Leader: Two clowns?
Zim: The Freelance Mall Cops!
GIR: Sounds like fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmcsX_GLvOE&feature=related (Zim uses GIR as a bowling ball to subdue most of the members than after some of using many energy weapons and a Baton he defeats the Heck’s Angles Leader.)
GIR: That was so cool!
Zim: The best part was he didn’t expect me to carry any energy weapons….so you want to go back to the office for some of books.
GIR: Sure
Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ELOjuj9HlA&feature=related Zim: And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilizations came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences - of electricity and psychology - and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of a nightmare.
GIR: And then?
RING
Zim: Hello? WHAT THE?! Apparently some Criminals are terrorizing the skateboard store.
Meanwhile…..
Criminal: On the count of one two…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1DqQoCJpQ (Suddenly Zim and GIR show up and fight the Criminals for some time.)
Zim: Well that takes care of that want to have some lunch?
GIR: I really like this job.
Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDbyOLzEyfk (Zim and GIR hop on a sag way.)
Meanwhile….
(We see these Silhouettes walking down the mall.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uZq6ntDvC8&feature=related Silhouette #1: we will be fine General Mom.
Silhouette #2: now to go to toy shopping Sir.
Silhouette #1: MMMMM I don’t have any money you know what to do.
Silhouette #2: Right Sergeant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO0say57CEw (They take out some kind of strange weapons they proceed to attack the store.)
Silhouette #1: attention all members of the planet Pekopon we will be taking over this…..um…I’m not the one for speeches
Silhouette #2: I think it’s good.
Store Clerk: WHAT THIS IS MADNESSES SOME BODY HELP!!!!
(the 2nd silhouette fires an energy beam from it’s mouth while the store clerk cowers in fear.)
Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOP0L3A7_Q Zim: Let’s see how the business is going GIR.
GIR: I have to say Zim were making more money than I expected, Chips are good.
Zim: Hello? WHAT THE!!!???? GIR TWO WEIRD KIDS IN COUSTUMES ARE RADING A STORE!!!!!
GIR: So?
Zim: There armed with weird weapons.
GIR: WHAT!!!???
Meanwhile….
Silhouette #1: This is great I’m going all these toys!
Silhouette #2: I know that’s great Sergeant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn_PIPQuvF0&feature=related Zim: Freeze….what the?!
GIR: Zim…..WHAT IS THAT!!!??
(We see that the Silhouettes are of Extraterrestrial origin creatures that look like humanoid……….FROGS.)
Zim: I know what they are but what are they doing here?!
Sergeant: Pekopon natives pay no attention Private.
Zim: HALT THIS IS THE FREELANCE MALL COPS!!!!
GIR: Zim who are they?
Zim: Remember the time at the white house? These are the same creatures known as the Keronians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzbag-zLAY Sergeant: He knows! You know what to do Private charge up for the energy beam. I’ll be playing with my toys.
Private: YES SIR!!!!
(As the Private charges up for the beam Zim throws GIR at him.)
Sergeant: Oh-
Zim: That’s not nearly as bad as what’s going to happen next. GIR turn the radio on.
Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ5-BTdcqjk (GIR dances to the radio as we hear a loud noise.)
WHAM Meanwhile…
Officer: You’re the woman who has those two creatures, correct Mrs. Hinata?
Woman: Correct.
Officer: Take them to the Interrogation room.
Woman: What did they get themselves into this time?
Zim (off screen): Roger that.
Woman: Wait that’s….the person on the phone with that weird call!
Interrogation
Zim: Ok let me get this straight you rob a store just because you have no money?
(We see the Private is wearing a paper bag over his head.)
GIR: I have a better method.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGor7ZyCawI(HE pours 30000 pieces of candy into the sergeant. The Frog-like alien hallucinates.)
Later…
Zim: Well that’s done with, let’s go home.
GIR: YAY!!!
THE END
TRIVIA
. this episode spoofs Mall cop
. the Keronians look like this
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090503150654/keroro/images/3/3e/Keroro.i.svg
Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:13 am
