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PostSubject: Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life   Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life Icon_minitimeSun Nov 07, 2010 11:41 am

Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life Ed_edd10


Produced, Directed, and Written by: The Irken Empire, Nickalooden Paramount Pictures, Cartoon Network, and AKA Cartoon

Rating: PG For Viloence, Scenes of peral and some rude humor

Relase: summer time

Country: USA

Languge: English

Voice (off screen): Thousands of years ago an ancient power was around in the universe those who seek it were no longer there. Not just that but there are some strange creatures out there now those things are coming out of the shadows.

Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life

Opening Credits:

Plane, day, inside

(We see everyone boarding a plane.)

Double D: You know I’m quiet pleased that humanity could make peace with the Silurians easily.

Ed: I know plus they’ve given us ways to cook toast faster, this Great Double D and Eddy.

Eddy: Double D, how come were on this plane?

Silurian Kid: You don’t remember were on a trip to New England.

Eddy: I’m also quiet happy about peace.

Double D: Why you’re grumpy?

Eddy: It gives me more suckers.

Ed: When is this going to take off?

Double D: In about 3 minutes, so were any of you surprised that plank is living.


Jonny: So what’s you’re plan Plank you’re thinking of something?

Plank: Correct I need to get back into power to reason with my friend.

Jonny: What exactly are you?

Plank: I’m not this block of wood I’m something you could an Outer God.
Jonny: so you’re Identify is fake.

Plank: Except that I consider you my friend.

Jonny: So what is you’re real name.

Plank: I’ll give you a hint it’s a rough “yajī'u ash-shudhdhādh” transliteration of the Arabic phrase “the abnormal ones are coming."

Jonny: Can you give me a candy bar?

Plank: Well…

(Suddenly a candy bar appears.)

Jonny: Wow…..THAT WAS AWSOME!!!

Plank: Jonny in the end you’re going to be with me.


(We see Ed Dreaming.)

Ed’s Dream

(We see all these alien things.)

Alien: You’re past is with us.

Ed: Cool you’re aliens!

Alien: We know about you’re father.

Ed: My father never told me who he really is.

Alien: I know.

(Ed wakes up.)

Eddy: Oh Ed you’re up this is a really great film.

Jimmy: I always wondered who made this film…..what is that smog monster doing?

Double D: Ed this is getting weird it’s as if quantum energy is being used at a huge scale.

Ed: This is cool I feel were going to meet something.

New England, day, outside

Silurian Kid: This is New England? I thought it was warmer.

Double D: well you’re people have to get used to it.

Jimmy: Double D?

Double D: Yes?

Jimmy: are Pharaohs still controlling Egypt?

Double D: No why?

Ed: This so cool it’s a Pharaoh!

Double D: WHAT!!!????

(We see a Pharaoh standing in a modern city with Rolf Talking to him.)

Rolf: Hello Rolf Would like to know what you’re going to do Nyarlathotep?

Nyarlathotep (Pronounced N-yar-la-tho-tep): Let’s get this show on the road.

Ed: This is so cool!

Eddy: Who on earth is this cool cat?

Nyarlathotep: I’m the great Nyarlathotep one of the greatest guys you’re about to meet.

Double D: I have….a….very bad felling about this.

Plank: Jonny this is the one were going to meet Jonny.

Jonny: this is so cool, Wait that’s the man.

(Suddenly an earthquake occurs separating the group.)

Team #1






Team #2

.Double D


.Silurian Kid


Pnakotus, inside

(The Earthquake sent Team #2 underground.)

Double D: What is all this.

(We see all these creatures following them.)

Alien: *Complete Gibberish*

(Everyone blinks.)

Alien: Vous parlez français?

(Everyone scratches their heads.)

Everyone: What??

Alien: oh…we speak the same langue. You’re coming with us!

Jimmy: W-who are you people? You look quiet nice sea food dish.

(they were tall and cone-shaped, rising to a point with four strange appendages – two terminating in claws, a third in a "trumpet", and the fourth, a yellow globe which functioned as a sensory organ.)

Great Race of Yith: We are the Great Race of Yith!

Ed: You’re those-

Great Race of Yith: Correct we are the same aliens were telepathic.

Ed: But who is my father.

Great Race of Yith: I AM!!!

Double D: But-But!

Great Race of Yith: That’s my disguise in public you have inherited our powers.

Silurian Kid: Where are you from?

Great Race of Yith: the Planet Yith the Great Race are beings of enormous intellectual and psychic powers that once dwelt on the dying world of Yith. They escaped the destruction of their home planet by transferring their minds to the bodies of a species native to the Earth in the far distant past. They lived on this planet for 200 million years or so, in fierce competition with the flying polyps, until this enemy finally destroyed their civilization near the close of the Cretaceous era.

Everyone: Amazing.

Above Ground


Nyarlathotep: I thought they would harm Azathoth.

Everyone: Azathoth?!

Jonny: how are you involved with this guy Rolf?

Rolf: He promised Rolf’s family some beans.


Plank: I’ll tell you I’m one of the Outer Gods, I have recovered my real body and I’m trying to return to it, Nyarlathotep here is an Outer God and the Messenger to the Idiot God Azathoth.

Eddy: Who are you really?

Plank AKA Yog-Sothoth: The Lurker at the Threshold, the Key and the Gate, The Beyond One, Opener of the Way, The All-in-One and the One-in-All AKA Yog-Sothoth. Take Us to the center of the universe.

Nyarlathotep: very well.

(They Teleport)


Great Race of Yith: Take my space ship!

Double D: Do you know where everyone else is?

Great Race of Yith: Correct at the center of the universe.

Jimmy: This is going to be cool.

(The ship takes off and gets to the center of the entire universe in a matter of hours.)

The Center of the Universe

(We see Team #1 on a meteor.)

Eddy: So where is Azathoth?

Plank AKA Yog-Sothoth: Over there.

(We see everywhere are strange blobs playing all types of instruments.)

Rolf: How can Rolf Breath in space?


Eddy: That was good playing.

Blob: *Complete gibberish*

Eddy: Um…what?

(Suddenly Notices that in the Center of this chaos is Azathoth a shapeless creature Six times the size of a……..SUN. He is extremely powerful but also extremely stupid. He is sometimes found surrounded by flute and drum playing servants. He is so huge he bounces on the fabric of time and space.)

Azathoth: DAAAAAAAAH!!!

Jonny: Is this Azathoth?

Nyarlathotep: Great Azathoth you have a visitor?

(Suddenly everyone else shows up.)

Ed: Cool.

Double D: SO this is the true villain.

Blob: *Complete gibberish*

Nyarlathotep: He’s pretty dumb but he’s my boss.

Azathoth: DAAAAAAAAH!!!


Plank AKA Yog-Sothoth: Time to restore my true form.

(Right before everyone’s eyes we see a group of orbs floating in the space.)

Blobs: *Complete gibberish*

Plank AKA Yog-Sothoth: Now to restore everything!

(Suddenly Jonny’s house appears in the middle of space.)

Azathoth: I can talk.


Plank AKA Yog-Sothoth: you can go home now….except you Jonny you and you’re family will be staying with me.

Jonny: YAY!!!!

(Everyone is teleported to earth.)

Earth, night

Ed: All well ends well.

Double D: Not quite where’s Jonny?

(we see Jonny and Plank teleported to earth.)

Plank: I changed my mind being with that guy is really painfully stupid.

Everyone: YAY!!!




Action Guy---Ed

Invader Zim---Double D

Vector the Crocodile---Eddy


SpongeBob SquarePants---Jonny 2X4

The Weird guy down the Street---Rolf

Little boy--- Reptile Kid

Chuck Kourouklis----Plank

Yoann Pierre---Azathoth

Ernie from Sesame Street----Great Race of Yith

The Prawns from District 9---blobs

The Pharaoh of An Ancient Egypt movie----Nyarlathotep


Overall the film was praised for its humor and cool effects


. The Great races of Yith look like this Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life Yith10

. The form planks takes towards the end looks like this Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life Yog10

. Azathoth looks like this Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life C24

.the complete gibberish sounds like this

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PostSubject: Re: Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life   Ed Edd N Eddy: Dark Corners of Life Icon_minitimeSun Nov 07, 2010 2:43 pm

Fun story-great bonus of plank alien alien alien

I like the credits at the end real COOL cheers cheers cheers
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