The Bright Side of Zim’s Moon
Zim’s base, day, inside
(We see GIR watching some cartoons.)
Criminal: Come on hand over the money!
Woman:* screams* Super-Jerk Help!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWpKGTnoFyE
(Super-Jerk knocks out the Criminal in one blow.)
Woman: How Can I ever repay you?
Super-Jerk: By giving…..ME THE MONEY!!!!
(he changes the channel.)
Voice on TV screen: It’s got calcium!
Cool Guy: Try Hunger…In a tube! Dinner tube! It’s has vitamins and minerals.
Voice on TV screen: Warning not real vitamins and minerals.
Cool Guy: What was that?!
Voice on TV screen: Um…nothing!
Zim: Well exciting as that was, I don’t plan on doing that again. This planet is property of the Great and Mighty Invader Zim!
Someone on the radio: Yes it was you.
Zim: Huh?! Who is this?! Oh yes the Planet Jackers. Did you know that it’s a long distance form here?
Planet Jacker: What does this have to do whit-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJqpHVrEhOM
(Zim hangs up and goes back to what he’s doing.)
Zim: What’s this on the radar?
Computer: Identifying…..well it’s a moon-like planet.
(Zim goes up stairs and goes out and gets GIR when there in the Voot Runner Zim turns the radio on.)
(We see Zim in an Irken space suit when they land on the planet.)
Zim: Well here we are on the moon I discovered. I wish there was something that I could find here….other than these stupid rocks!
GIR: This is cool I wish I brought a camera.
(They continue to walk down…….a Highway?)
Zim: So let me get this straight there’s life on this barren planet.
GIR: Kind of like the mars mission.
Zim: I remember when it turned out the Marzoid wiped themselves out by construction. They converted their own planet into a space ship, dumb astronauts.
GIR: I could never say that about an astronaut. What’s that?!
Zim: Can’t say I’m not intrigued.
(Suddenly a car-like vehicle drives up to them.)
Fox: Get in. Nice out fits by the way.
Hedgehog: Get in the car! It’s speed time!
GIR: Well Zim fox and the Porcupines man think were someone else right? Are foxes and Porcupines that color?
Zim: He’s a Hedgehog GIR, and this makes me a little concerned, those two are about 3 feet tall. You see in nature foxes would normally eat them. THERE NOT WAERING A BREATHING APPPERATUS!!!!! How on Irk is he driving the car Foxes don’t have hands?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5YSgPZ-OK4&feature=related
(They eventually come to a place. When they walk in the place they see radio music.)
Hedgehog: We come like you said sir.
(An alien that looks like a blowfish is there.)
Alien Mayor: thank you for coming.
GIR (robotic): YES MY LORD!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHT3dpPve0o
(They ambush the two strangers and eventually after a 20 second struggle vaporize them.)
Zim: Don’t look now but I think we vaporized two video game mascots! Well it’s been done.
GIR: besides I didn’t like them anyway.
Alien Mayor: we need you to help us solve a crisis were having a nuclear melt down.
(Zim clicks several buttons and then it deactivates.)
GIR: we won Zim! But what do we do now?
Zim: Before we leave there’s something I always wanted to do.
Zim (on phone): Hello I would like to ask you is it true that you and your two kids keep live frog-like aliens in your house?
Woman: why would ask?
Zim (on phone): I don’t know….Because I heard reports that 5-7 life forms on this planet are Non-human! If this true I’m going to have to call the police.
Woman: No comment.
Zim: Job well done let’s go home.
. The episode the battle of the planets is mentioned.
. A Marzoid looks like this http://roomwithamoose.com/wallpapers/wallpaper_marzoid1024.gif
. the mascot Zim and GIR destroyed was Sonic the Hedgehog
. the woman Zim had a conversation references science fiction show Sgt.Frog
. AN Irken Space suit looks like this