The Bright Side of Zim’s Moon
Zim’s base, day, inside
(We see GIR watching some cartoons.)
Criminal: Come on hand over the money!
Woman:* screams* Super-Jerk Help!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWpKGTnoFyE (Super-Jerk knocks out the Criminal in one blow.)
Woman: How Can I ever repay you?
Super-Jerk: By giving…..ME THE MONEY!!!!
GIR: Boring.
(he changes the channel.)
Voice on TV screen: It’s got calcium!
Cool Guy: Try Hunger…In a tube! Dinner tube! It’s has vitamins and minerals.
Voice on TV screen: Warning not real vitamins and minerals.
Cool Guy: What was that?!
Voice on TV screen: Um…nothing!
Control Room
Zim: Well exciting as that was, I don’t plan on doing that again. This planet is property of the Great and Mighty Invader Zim!
Someone on the radio: Yes it was you.
Zim: Huh?! Who is this?! Oh yes the Planet Jackers. Did you know that it’s a long distance form here?
Planet Jacker: What does this have to do whit-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJqpHVrEhOM (Zim hangs up and goes back to what he’s doing.)
Zim: What’s this on the radar?
Computer: Identifying…..well it’s a moon-like planet.
(Zim goes up stairs and goes out and gets GIR when there in the Voot Runner Zim turns the radio on.)
Radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTmOWSMRl8 Zim’s Moon
(We see Zim in an Irken space suit when they land on the planet.)
Zim: Well here we are on the moon I discovered. I wish there was something that I could find here….other than these stupid rocks!
GIR: This is cool I wish I brought a camera.
(They continue to walk down…….a Highway?)
Zim: So let me get this straight there’s life on this barren planet.
GIR: Kind of like the mars mission.
Zim: I remember when it turned out the Marzoid wiped themselves out by construction. They converted their own planet into a space ship, dumb astronauts.
GIR: I could never say that about an astronaut. What’s that?!
Zim: Can’t say I’m not intrigued.
(Suddenly a car-like vehicle drives up to them.)
Fox: Get in. Nice out fits by the way.
Hedgehog: Get in the car! It’s speed time!
GIR: Well Zim fox and the Porcupines man think were someone else right? Are foxes and Porcupines that color?
Zim: He’s a Hedgehog GIR, and this makes me a little concerned, those two are about 3 feet tall. You see in nature foxes would normally eat them. THERE NOT WAERING A BREATHING APPPERATUS!!!!! How on Irk is he driving the car Foxes don’t have hands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5YSgPZ-OK4&feature=related (They eventually come to a place. When they walk in the place they see radio music.)
Hedgehog: We come like you said sir.
(An alien that looks like a blowfish is there.)
Alien Mayor: thank you for coming.
Zim: THREE!!!
GIR (robotic): YES MY LORD!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHT3dpPve0o (They ambush the two strangers and eventually after a 20 second struggle vaporize them.)
Hedgehog: Son-
ZAP!!!
Zim: Don’t look now but I think we vaporized two video game mascots! Well it’s been done.
GIR: besides I didn’t like them anyway.
Alien Mayor: we need you to help us solve a crisis were having a nuclear melt down.
(Zim clicks several buttons and then it deactivates.)
GIR: we won Zim! But what do we do now?
Zim: Before we leave there’s something I always wanted to do.
Japan, night
Woman: Hello?
Zim (on phone): Hello I would like to ask you is it true that you and your two kids keep live frog-like aliens in your house?
Woman: why would ask?
Zim (on phone): I don’t know….Because I heard reports that 5-7 life forms on this planet are Non-human! If this true I’m going to have to call the police.
Woman: No comment.
Zim’s moon
Zim: Job well done let’s go home.
GIR: YAY!!!!
THE END
TRIVIA
. The episode the battle of the planets is mentioned.
. A Marzoid looks like this
http://roomwithamoose.com/wallpapers/wallpaper_marzoid1024.gif . the mascot Zim and GIR destroyed was Sonic the Hedgehog
. the woman Zim had a conversation references science fiction show Sgt.Frog
. AN Irken Space suit looks like this
Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:28 pm
