The God Emperor of Tunguska
Eating contest arena
Zim: I’ll watch from here GIR make me proud!
(we see GIR walk up to a table.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbQhjyvH1PY&feature=related
Announcer: our champion has never lost a fight but can this dog win this match?
(GIR and the champion eat food like 13 stack burgers and other food that could make you sick eventually the Champion can no longer take all this eating.)
GIR: How about desert?
(the champion faints. GIR takes the reward as Zim grabs him and runs off. They get into the Voot runner )
GIR: Is there a problem Zim? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmcpEgrdLU8
Zim: In a matter of fact yes! A after the “Tunguska Event” the meteorite that caused the explosion was carrying radiation.
GIR: You mean it mutated the people and food there!? MY CANDY!!!!!
Zim: um…no it mutated an Earthworm and now the Giant earthworm thinks it’s a god. It’s crowned its self emperor of Russia!
(GIR Is drinking juice as Zim says this stuff. The Ship takes off.)
Russia, Tunguska, night
Zim: well here we are GIR in Russia were going to fight a giant worm you ready!
GIR: this is cool!
(As the two are talking they see an unseen man in armor following them. The two walk into the place.)
Robot-Guard: Show what you’re carrying.
Zim: I don’t think that’s a good idea but ok.
(Zim show a laser weapon with him.)
Robot-Guard: ATTACK!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1DqQoCJpQ
(Zim and GIR engaged combat with the guards eventually Zim and GIR win the battle and destroy the robot-guards and free the Leaders of Russia, There just about to fight the worm when suddenly…)
Zim: another guard to fight? This is getting to weird GIR.
GIR: I just want my pan cakes.
Armored-man: I have a question… (His voice becomes more high-pitched and gruffer.) but first I will take my mask in order to prove myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRFmTm-jwA
(off screen he takes his mask along with everything off.)
Zim: WHAT THE!!!??? It can’t be?!
GIR: but it is and he’s cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTLyJrxs5HI&feature=related
Zim: Former freelance deceive Vector the Crocodile?! What on earth are you doing here in Russia?!
Vector the Crocodile: Hey Guys! Have any of you found the computer room?
GIR: Can I have your autograph.
Zim: why would a Crocodile need a computer room?
Vector the Crocodile: Well you see do to the fact crime is decreasing now a day, I need to get money and food on my plate so I got a new job, and I’m trying to email my mother.
Zim: What would that job be?
Vector the Crocodile: I’m a DJ for a night club, the other jobs wouldn’t take me. Where is the computer room?
GIR: on the other side!
Vector the Crocodile: Umm…What?
Zim: Elevator 5th floor, oh and watch out for the explosions….do you know where the Earthworm is.
Vector the Crocodile: He’s on the 17th floor. I’m leaving
Zim: in return for your services I’m going to make you my general when the time comes.
Vector the Crocodile: Ok so call me when that happens.
(Zim, GIR, and Vector the Crocodile goes into the elevator and go to there respected floors.)
Vector the Crocodile: I’m starting to like that little Lime Green and His little Green Dog.
Zim: ok GIR Fertilizing time!
GIR (robotic): Duty mode activated Lord Zim!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrCmlrmHqg
(The 2 battle the earthworm for sometime eventually Zim and GIR manage to destroy there opponent and repair the government building.)
Zim: our work is done!
GIR: Cool! Want to get a diner at a restaurant in Louisiana?
Zim: I’m hungry so let’s.
Louisiana, Night club/Diner, night, inside
GIR: these appetizers taste Good!
Zim: the DJ’s coming I wonder who it is?
Club host: attention please I’d like you to meet DJ Vector!
Zim & GIR: WHAT!!!???
(The crocodile walks up to the key disk board and starts to play the following song.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fpgBpkCFfo&feature=related
. For information about the Tunguska event here is a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
. the God Emperor Earthworm was inspired by this image http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080115/monsters/dune-sand-worms_l.jpg
. the title and plot was inspired by the God Emperor of dune
. Vector the Crocodile looks like this http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090420070711/sonic/images/1/1e/Vector_3.png
. the eating contest was a parody of man vs. food