The God Emperor of Tunguska
Eating contest arena
Zim: I’ll watch from here GIR make me proud!
GIR: MMMMMMMMMM!
(we see GIR walk up to a table.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbQhjyvH1PY&feature=relatedAnnouncer: our champion has never lost a fight but can this dog win this match?
Champion: a….Dog?
Announcer: ready….set…GO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g-0G8OrAtc (GIR and the champion eat food like 13 stack burgers and other food that could make you sick eventually the Champion can no longer take all this eating.)
GIR: How about desert?
(the champion faints. GIR takes the reward as Zim grabs him and runs off. They get into the Voot runner )
GIR: Is there a problem Zim?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmcpEgrdLU8 Zim: In a matter of fact yes! A after the “Tunguska Event” the meteorite that caused the explosion was carrying radiation.
GIR: You mean it mutated the people and food there!? MY CANDY!!!!!
Zim: um…no it mutated an Earthworm and now the Giant earthworm thinks it’s a god. It’s crowned its self emperor of Russia!
(GIR Is drinking juice as Zim says this stuff. The Ship takes off.)
Russia, Tunguska, night
Zim: well here we are GIR in Russia were going to fight a giant worm you ready!
GIR: this is cool!
(As the two are talking they see an unseen man in armor following them. The two walk into the place.)
Robot-Guard: Show what you’re carrying.
Zim: I don’t think that’s a good idea but ok.
(Zim show a laser weapon with him.)
Robot-Guard: ATTACK!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1DqQoCJpQ (Zim and GIR engaged combat with the guards eventually Zim and GIR win the battle and destroy the robot-guards and free the Leaders of Russia, There just about to fight the worm when suddenly…)
Armored-man: HALT!!!
Zim: another guard to fight? This is getting to weird GIR.
GIR: I just want my pan cakes.
Armored-man: I have a question… (His voice becomes more high-pitched and gruffer.) but first I will take my mask in order to prove myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRFmTm-jwA (off screen he takes his mask along with everything off.)
Zim: WHAT THE!!!??? It can’t be?!
GIR: but it is and he’s cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTLyJrxs5HI&feature=related Zim: Former freelance deceive Vector the Crocodile?! What on earth are you doing here in Russia?!
Vector the Crocodile: Hey Guys! Have any of you found the computer room?
GIR: Can I have your autograph.
Zim: why would a Crocodile need a computer room?
Vector the Crocodile: Well you see do to the fact crime is decreasing now a day, I need to get money and food on my plate so I got a new job, and I’m trying to email my mother.
Zim: What would that job be?
Vector the Crocodile: I’m a DJ for a night club, the other jobs wouldn’t take me. Where is the computer room?
GIR: on the other side!
Vector the Crocodile: Umm…What?
Zim: Elevator 5th floor, oh and watch out for the explosions….do you know where the Earthworm is.
Vector the Crocodile: He’s on the 17th floor. I’m leaving
Zim: in return for your services I’m going to make you my general when the time comes.
Vector the Crocodile: Ok so call me when that happens.
(Zim, GIR, and Vector the Crocodile goes into the elevator and go to there respected floors.)
Vector the Crocodile: I’m starting to like that little Lime Green and His little Green Dog.
Meanwhile…
Zim: ok GIR Fertilizing time!
GIR (robotic): Duty mode activated Lord Zim!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCrCmlrmHqg (The 2 battle the earthworm for sometime eventually Zim and GIR manage to destroy there opponent and repair the government building.)
Zim: our work is done!
GIR: Cool! Want to get a diner at a restaurant in Louisiana?
Zim: I’m hungry so let’s.
Louisiana, Night club/Diner, night, inside
GIR: these appetizers taste Good!
Zim: the DJ’s coming I wonder who it is?
Club host: attention please I’d like you to meet DJ Vector!
Zim & GIR: WHAT!!!???
(The crocodile walks up to the key disk board and starts to play the following song.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fpgBpkCFfo&feature=related THE END
TIRIVA
. For information about the Tunguska event here is a link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event . the God Emperor Earthworm was inspired by this image
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080115/monsters/dune-sand-worms_l.jpg . the title and plot was inspired by the God Emperor of dune
. Vector the Crocodile looks like this
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090420070711/sonic/images/1/1e/Vector_3.png . the eating contest was a parody of man vs. food
Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:37 pm
