The Last Valgon in the universe
Many years ago Research station 9, dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cxu6tBNSwA
(We see all these Scientists preparing their devices to show to a group of people. We see one of them polishing the device he built and looks at for a long time before taking it with him it’s....Zim he picks and takes to the stage.)
High Scientist: Today we have our greatest minds working on various devices. First off we have Wasabi.
(We see this Irken he proudly takes out a hologram for the Massive. We hear clapping and even Zim looks impressed.)
High Scientist: Up next we have Zim.
(Zim takes out some kind of computer.)
Zim (his voice becomes faster as he says): With Minus energy I suppose I can create a Traverse wormhole, using some Tachyons (Tachyons are real particles famous for being particles that travel faster than light.) *pauses* with altering this technology I give you. (A wormhole appears behind Zim and he turns around) Tada.
Metropolis, day outside
(We see Zim, GIR and a bunch of creatures known as Dygons. To those who have never heard of Dygons they look like a Mantis in robotic armor, they live on planet Ludos, and they are a slave race bred for combat by the Irkens However they don’t care because they like shooting stuff.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVQUzDtJ0FI
Zim (on radio): You known what to do!
(The Dygons make clicking noises to one another. They start destroying many things and eventually a Near-Human (it was a bigger than humans) creature Fight them off eventually gets defeated. Suddenly an impressive ship shows up. A mobile throne carrying Zim and GIR shows up.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Zim: Behold! The last Valgon in the Universe! Rather pathetic specimen of the species I’m afraid. Hah Hah Hah. So weak.
The Valgon: And you are?
Zim: Invader Zim, one of the Many Invaders of the Irken Empire, conqueror of space and time, and, pending the obliteration of a few insubordinate species, one of the rulers of the universe! (The others are the rest of the Military and government incase you’re asking)
GIR:…And I’m GIR the SIR Unit!
Zim: What are you watching on that TV these days?!
The Valgon: You’re Names Zim. Hah Hah.
Zim: INVADER!!!!!!! SEE THE UNIFORM!!!!! SEE THE SIR UNIT!!!!! SEE THE LOYAL LEIGION OF COMMANDO-SLAVES!!!!! INVADER!!!!!
(Zim yelled so loud that the Valgon had to cover his ears. Heck, even Zim was gasping for air after that.)
The Valgon: Why are you attacking Metropolis?
GIR: its snacks I think!
Zim: no you idiot! The grudge is not against this planet, But with you and your people’s crimes against the Irken Empire. Surrender, and allow us to simply kill you no else need be harmed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXQWJ3fanh8&feature=related
(The Valgon hijacks the ship. Zim teleports the Voot Runner and chases him into space eventually Zim shoots him down blowing up the ship destroying it completely)
GIR: what are the crimes?
Zim: unprovoked attack and assult on various Irkens.
(Suddenly a strange type of energy hits the ship ad sends them hurtling down.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-L2JuJXGE
GIR: OH NO WERE GOING TO DIE!!!
Zim: No were not…wait everything’s down! Were going to crash!
GIR: SIR, IF WERE GOING TO DIE, I WANT YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS A GREAT JOB HERE!!! OH AND YOU’RE THE BEST FRIEND A SIR UNIT COULD EVER HAVE!!!
Zim: I FEEL THE SAME WAY TOO!!!!
(They close their eyes and see that their not dead but instead the ship is mid air and blue energy is engulfed in it.)
Nebula-136, King Planet/Land of Light, day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydWfKnpi9v4
Zim: looks like a minus energy over flow.
GIR: I hope this place has some tacos.
Zim: WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT FOOD RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO FIND PEOPLE!!!
(Zim takes his ship out of the energy and puts it the ground it suddenly vanishes.)
GIR: Did you find the tacos?
Zim: no. but I have two opinions either the system is messed up or we found out theirs people!
GIR: I hope they have a resort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hDGrt7zGf8&feature=related
(They wonder for a long time until they come across a glorious Palace in the distance and all these ships attacking it. They eventually bump into some robots that surprisingly look like they were built by…..Irkens)
Robot-leader: You’re Majesties we found two guys wondering the area, what should do with them?
Someone-1: send a photograph.
Someone-2: is it really them?
(Zim and GIR are lead into the palace and they aliens they saw in charge were……Irkens one male with orange eyes and the other female with blue dressed as if they are the Almighty Tallest)
Almighty Tallest Spork: I am Almighty Tallest Spork. Are these the guys because there fine. Aren’t you’re the guy who attended our wedding reception.
Zim: I was the Guy who let out the birds.
Almighty Tallest Miyuki: I am Almighty Tallest Miyuki.
Zim: wait…Aren’t you guys going to be a lot older?
Almighty Tallest Spork: we retired early.
GIR: WHERE’S THE SNAKCS!!!!
(Everyone looks at GIR as if he’s crazy. Suddenly An enemy Dore and the last one standing Breaks through and causes a huge mess knocking Zim and GIR the Rulers of King Planet/Land of light fight off instead. However Zim gets up and attack the final blow)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZqUMiXpHhM&feature=related
(Eventfully the robot is blown up. Zim and GIR look Dumbstruck)
Zim: that was cool!
Almighty Tallest Spork: for you’re help we are forever in your dept.
Zim: Thank you my Tallest.
(Zim walks down and sees the Voot Runner Fully repaired. He looks happy, Zim and GIR head off into space.)
GIR: what other species attacked our people?
Zim: the Marikal, in fact did you known they have no changes in their looks, The Angol, ha ha ha, do you how many are left in the Universe?! The answer is 4!
GIR( shyly): Watashi kirei?
.various scenes in the episode parody Star wars
. The King planet/Land of Light is a reference to the Japanese Television show Ultraman
.”Watashi kirei?” is Japanese for “Am I pretty?”
. the Dygons have voices similar to the aliens in district 9