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|Subject: Beverly Hills Ninja Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:06 pm|| |
A clan of ninjas found a chest that has been washed onto shore, inside of which is a white baby boy. An ancient legend spoke of a foreigner who would come among the ninja and become a master like no other. The white boy, Haru, is raised amongst the ninja, with the expectation that he may be the one the legend speaks of. However, doubts are quickly cast over him being the great white ninja. Although he does possess some ninja traits, Haru is clumsy and does not really fit in. He does not graduate a ninja with the rest of his class. Left alone to guard the temple while all the ninjas are on a mission, Haru disguised himself as a ninja when a blonde American woman comes in search of the services of one. One woman, Sally Jones, is suspicious of her boyfriend, Martin Tanley , and sends Haru down to the harbor to investigate. Haru found out that Tanley is involved in a counterfeiting business, and also witnesses a murder. The clan were upset with Haru's actions, as the police now suspect a ninja is responsible for a murder. However, Haru is adamant that Sally is in trouble, despite the name Sally Jones appearing to be a pseudonym. Haru departs from Tokyo to Beverly Hills by airplane (judging from a pack of matches she left behind). Gobei , the best ninja in Haru's class, is sent to watch over him.
Haru has trouble adjusting to Western culture, but checks in at a Beverly Hills five-star hotel, where he befriends an employee, Joey Washington , and taught him a few ninja lessons. Haru sets out on his quest to search for Sally, convinced that she is in trouble. He eventually finds her (unknowingly with the help of Gobei), but she distances herself from him. Haru tails Tanley to a night club in Little Tokyo, where he is trying to get back a set of plates from a rival gang. However, Haru again finds himself as the suspect of another two murders. He returns back to the hotel the next day, and meditates to communicate with his sensei for guidance. He resumes his quest, and tracks down Tanley's mansion. Upon entering Tanley's mansion, Haru is able to speak with Sally, whose real name is actually Allison Page. He begins to trust her again, and she explains that she suspects Tanley of killing her sister. That night, Haru and Allison escape a gun-fight at a Japanese restaurant, where Tanley and his henchmen sees Allison there. The pair have to retreat to the hotel. The next day, Haru disguised himself as an ink specialist and is taken to Tanley's warehouse. However, Tanley soon found out that Haru is "the fat ninja that everyone is talking about." While Tanley is in the process of getting the other half of the plates that night, Allison rescues Haru from the back of a van. However, Allison is kidnapped by Tanley, and Haru must find his way back to Tanley's warehouse to rescue her, but since he was blindfolded during his first journey, he must recreate his ride by memory, and enlists the help from Joey, and without his knowing, Gobei is hiding in the trunk. After Joey drives a convertible into a horse race and a car wash, Haru and Joey start over. Gobei gets out of the trunk after Haru is blindfolded, knocks Joey out, and Gobei drives to Tanley's warehouse. Haru uses the momentum of a large palm tree to jump into Tanley's warehouse, while Gobei also makes it in.
Haru and Gobei were met by Tanley's henchmen, and they fight together (Haru nunchucking Gobei several times by accident) until Haru is reminded that he should be saving Allison. Using a forklift, he smashes two holes in the wall of the room where Allison is held hostage, almost setting off the bomb. He tries to defuse the bomb, but accidentally resets the timer for five minutes. Haru leaves Allison for four minutes to help Gobei, who is surrounded. He jumps off the railing and lands on an axe-wielding henchman who is about to kill Gobei. Haru suddenly becomes an adept ninja when Gobei gets hurt by one of Tanley's henchmen. Haru and Gobei defeated one henchman with a little help from Joey, who jumps into Tanley's warehouse in the same fashion Haru did and lands on one of them. Haru and Gobei must now defeat Tanley, who has a gun. Haru slices the rope of a winch, aiming for Tanley, but the hook knocks out Gobei instead. Blocking Tanley's bullets by swinging his swords, Haru eventually incapacitates Tanley. He returns back to the upper level to save Allison. Using a huge harpoon gun mounted on a cart, he shoots a harpoon through the room, which inadvertently caught onto a truck Tanley attempts to escape in. After catching the bomb, the cart pulls itself to Tanley's truck, which explodes seconds later. Haru saves Allison, and Tanley and his surviving henchmen were arrested.
In the film's conclusion, Haru talks to his sensei about returning back to Beverly Hills that needs more ninja. Haru and Allison rode in the back of a bus to the airport, which drags a rope tied to Gobei's wheelchair. Haru shouts an apology to Gobei, who is flung into the ocean.
This film down right funny