Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

Story
The Goodwill Ambassador from the Beanbean Kingdom and his assistant come to the Mushroom Kingdom to bring a gift from Queen Bean, for Princess Peach. However, it turned out to be a surprise attack of magic smoke. The ambassador and assistant were really an evil witch named Cackletta, and her assistant, Fawful. Fawful uses his headgear to suck up the smoke, which had Peach's voice trapped inside. They escape with Peach's voice into the dark sky, and replace it with an explosive vocabulary.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are at their house. Luigi is hanging up clothes when Toad comes by asking where Mario is. Luigi is too busy to help, so Toad rushes into the house to find Mario. As he searches the inside, he hears Mario singing in the bathroom. He enters and finds Mario taking a shower. Toad rushes out of there in total embarrassment, running into a wall. Mario gets out of the shower with a bath robe on, and finds Toad out cold on the floor. He jumps on him to wake him up, but all he hears is Toad groaning about the princess. Mario realizes that she is in trouble again, and quickly goes outside to put his clothes on and heads to the castle, not realizing that he's dragging Luigi by the clothesline.

Bowser visits the castle soon after, in an attempt to kidnap Princess Peach. When Mario comes, he screeches to a halt, but Luigi flies off and runs into Bowser. He becomes enraged and fights Mario. After getting defeated, Bowser stops the fight, saying that this is not the time to do so. A Toad then tells them that Peach's voice was replaced with bombs. Bowser worries that if he kidnaps Peach now, she'll wreck his castle. So Bowser agrees to help Mario get back Peach's voice.

Mario and Bowser get ready to leave in the Koopa Cruiser, along with Bowser's underlings. As they are about to leave, Luigi comes to say his final goodbye. Bowser mistakenly thinks Luigi wants to join them so they take him along. Then the Koopa Cruiser leaves to the Beanbean Kingdom.

That night, while Bowser and the Mario Bros. are on deck, Luigi, as a lookout, spots something coming their way. It was Cakletta and Fawful. Bowser and the brothers are angry at what she did to Peach, but she answers by sending Fawful in to fight them. Fawful takes out Bowser easily, but is taken down by Mario and Luigi. Despite this loss, Fawful uses his headgear to inviolate the cruiser. Everybody falls down to the ground below.


Mario and Luigi battling Tolstar.Mario and Luigi land in the Beanbean Borderlands. After a brief chat, they decide to go the building on the left. Inside, they find the Border Bros., who wants them to do a jumping game to pass through. They succeed, and are given passage to go to Stardust Fields, as well as a Map of the Beanbean Kingdom to help them out. As the brothers wander around the premises, they find Bowser stuck in cannon. A fat flying creature named Tolstar then appears to mock Bowser. He also bribes those coins so that he won't tell this incident to anyone else. Mario gives Tolstar the 100 coins he brought along, but that wasn't enough to satisfy him. So, Mario and Luigi wander around Stardust Field to look for more coins. With the help of the Starshade Bros. along the way, they manage to get enough coins to surprise Tolstar's bribe. But instead of helping out, Tolstar decides to attack the brothers instead. They defeat Tolstar, but then one of the Starshade Brothers comes and fires Bowser out of the cannon. This leaves Mario and Luigi on their own.


Mario and Luigi battling Dragohoho.A while afterwards, the brothers make it to Hoohoo Village where some Beanish soldiers mistake them for foes. Tolstar comes to prove that they are the Mario Bros., giving them safe passage to the village. After a look around, they leave to find Fawful blasting a soldier away. He then mocks the brothers by throwing a rock statue in front of them, blocking their path to Beanbean Castle. They decide to visit the Hammerhead Bros. back at the village to make Hammers for them. But they need a Hoohoo Stone to do that, so they go up to Hoohoo Mountain. When the plumbers finally reach the top of the mountain, they find a Hoohoo Stone, but kick it by accident. This awakens Blablanadon, mad at what they did, but apologizes after their explanation. The petradon explains that he has been sitting on this strange egg for some time, which is why he had not been around for the Hoohooligans' travel problems. Suddenly, the egg hatches, revealing Dragohoho. The creature knocks Blablanadon away, and fights the brothers. They defeat the monster, which then turns into Prince Peasley, the prince of the kingdom. He thanks them for freeing him of that form, and before leaving gives them a rose to assure their entrance to the castle. Blablanadon takes the plumbers back to Hoohoo Village, where they come back to the Hammerhead Bros. and get new hammers made from a Hoohoo Stone.

Using their new hammers, they crushed the statue in the way and went down Hoohoo Mountain towards Beanbean Castle Town. Along the way, they found a cave. Inside was an old man and his beanish dog. He tells the bros. that to cross through the cave they must play his minigame, where they ride in mine carts to collect 10 cans. Afterwards, the Mario Bros. finish their journey to Beanbean Castle Town. But they find the town in ruins, as Cackletta and Fawful had recently attacked. The brothers quickly come to Beanbean Castle and gained entry by showing Peasley's rose to the guards. Once inside, they met up with Lady Lima, the kingdom's ambassador. They tell her what's going on, but she does not believe the story, or that they are the Mario Bros. So, she sends them down to the castle sewer to fix their leaking pipe problem. When they got all the pipes fixed, the brothers met up with the real Lady Lima and some servants. The Lima Mario and Luigi met before was Cackletta in disguise, trying to get the Beanstar. The brothers caught up with her, but it was too late-Cackletta took the Beanstar away, and sent Queen Bean to attack them. The queen was a muscular monster at the time, because she ate a Belly Blech Worm before-hand. Mario and Luigi toppled the tyrant, and were then sent out to get the antidote for the queen-Chuckola Cola.

Later, the Mario Bros. made it to Château de Chucklehuck to find the drink. They ended up in a fight with Popple the master thief, and his partner, Rookie. They were defeated, and ran off into Chucklehuck Woods. The brothers then found Cork and Cask, the owners of the brewery. They taught the brothers moves with the hammers that soon helped them out in the Chucklehuck Woods. It was because they used those skills to get three different kinds of Chuckola Fruit to give to Chuckleroot in order for them to proceed onward to Mother Chuckola (the giant tree at the end). When they got there, they found the creator of Chuckola Cola, Bubbles. He was busy telling jokes to the Chuckola Reserve, his most precious brew of soda, while Rookie and Popple were tied up in barrels. Then, the soda transformed into the Chuckolator, which sent the thieves flying, and attacked Mario and Luigi. They prevailed, and it reverted back to normal soda. Bubbles were not happy about it, and caused a tremor sending the brothers and the soda underground. Mario landed in the soda, and Luigi landed away from his brother. Eventually, he found his way back to Mario, still in the barrel, so he did a barrel run on the water going back to the Castle.

Back at the castle, Luigi jumped on Mario to squirt out the Chuckola Cola into Queen Bean. She spat out Belly Blech worm, returned to normal. At that moment, Peasly came to report to the queen about some sort of progress. It appeared that Cackletta was hiding out in the Woohoo Hooniversity, so the Mario Brothers were sent there to investigate. There, they had to fight weird experiments, solve puzzles, and reunite each other (after they got separated) in order to unlock the Sun Door, leading to a very hi-technical room. There, Cackletta (and Fawful) was about to awaken the Beanstar using Peach Bots that were installed with Peach's voice. But when she activated them, they made a strange noise that drove the Beanstar crazy! It caused a tremor sending the robots and it downward. Cackletta and Fawful were confused about what had just happened, and the sudden appearance of the Mario Bros. did not help the situation. Luigi bashed Fawful into the ground, leaving Cackletta to fight them alone. Her powers were great, but were no match for Mario and Luigi.

After the battle, Fawful got back up, and seeing that his mistress was at the point of dying, he used his headgear to suck up her essence, dissolving her body. He was about to give the brothers a good thrashing, but Peasly then came and threw him out of the building. He was curious about the incident with the Peach Bots and the Beanstar, but looked as if he knew what was going on. He departed, leaving the brothers to go down to the basement. There they found Popple and Rookie with the Beanstar and fought them for it. But after the battle, a Peach Bot head fell down and made that noise again, causing the Beanstar to go nuts again. Mario, Luigi, Popple, and Rookie grabbed onto it, eventually were sent flying in different directions, as was the Beanstar itself when it broke into four pieces.

Mario and Luigi landed at the Oho Oasis, and managed to get out of there by learning the Firehand and Thunderhand in the Fire, and Thunder temples. After they made through the Oho Ocean, they met Peasly again, saying that Princess Peach is arriving at the Beanbean International Airport, and asks they come at once. They do, and find that Piranha Plants are everywhere on the airport. They take care of this problem quickly, and the Toad Express safely lands down.

Back at the castle, the Mario Brothers find out that Peach's voice was never stolen. It was really Birdo disguised as the princess at the time. Peach knew about this all along, because Peasly came and told them about Cackletta's plan before hand. With that crisis settled, Peach decides to visit Little Fungitown, with the Mario Bros. escorting her of course.

They come to the only known route to Little Fungitown, Teehee Valley. There, the Princess gets captured by Gritty Goombas a few times, and then confronted by the rock creature, Trunkle. The brothers bested all of them, and made it to Little Fungitown. There, Peach leaves the brothers to go about the town on their own. They decide to go to the arcade, where Mario plays one of the games there, and wins an Invincishroom. He eats it; but ends up in the hospital, where he has contracted Bean Fever. The only cure for this is Crabbie Grass from Guffawha Ruins. Luigi accepts to do this task, but losses his nerve when he finds out about a bone-crushing monster lives there. To try and calm himself, he goes to Psycho Kamek, who hypnotizes him into thinking that he's Mario.

With his new found courage, Luigi goes to Guffawa Ruins. After doing some puzzles and confronting the "monster," which was actually just a stone head whishing people would stop making stupid rumors about him, Luigi finds some Crabbie Grass. He goes back to the Little Fungitown hospital, but is then struck by lightning, and regains his original consciousness. Luigi then comes halfway to the hospital when he spots Peach in a Koopa Clown Car. Angry, Luigi tells Bowser to let her go. But it's not Bowser - it's Cakletta, who has possessed Bowser's body to become Bowletta. She makes off with Peach in tow, and Luigi rushes into the hospital to revive Mario. Luigi then tells Mario what had just happened, and both of them return to Beanbean Castle.

Back at the castle, everybody is flustered about Cackletta's surprise comeback, trying to figure out what to do next. Lady Lima then comes with a message from Bowletta. The sinister fusion has requested that they get the four pieces of the broken Beanstar to her in exchange for the princess. The Mario Bros. and Prince Peasly agree to do this task (Peasly is so confident, that he'll give the brothers 99,999,999,999 mushroom coins if they get them all first).

So, Mario and Luigi set out to get the first Beanstar piece, which was in the S.S. Chuckola back at Teehee Valley. In the ship of skeletal crewmen, they do a barrel game, and then free a fat skeleton from a crack in the wall, but that causes the ship to be sent into the Oho Ocean, where it sinks. The Mario Brothers then follows the floating Beanstar all over the seabed, until they make it to Gwarhar Lagoon. Here, they got new abilities for their hand powers thanks to the Jellyfish Sisters, and used them to get to the Hermie Club. They were using the Beanstar piece as the main ornament for Hermie III. The brothers eventually got the piece after battling Hermie and explaining about the crisis.

The next piece was from the fashion stylist Harhall, who gave Mario and Luigi the piece after they colored fabric with design bombs. Another piece came from Boddle, after they got Neon Eggs for his Yoshi Theater sign. The bros were able to get neon eggs by feeding the Yoshies Bean Fruit from deep underground. The last piece was back at Chucklehuck Woods. They had to play a game in the Winkle Colosseum and surpass the Winkles. But when they got to the area where the Beanstar piece had fallen, they found Popple there, and had already took it. They defeated the partner-less thief, and got all the pieces of the Beanstar back.

They returned to the castle, where Lima had brought another message from Bowletta. She now wanted them to bring the Beanstar to her at Joke's End. Prince Peasly gave them a Fake Beanstar to try and fool the villains, as well as the coins from the bet, which were really only 99 beanbean coins. Eventually, Mario and Luigi found a thin slot near the ocean. Seeing that there was no was to get to Joke's End by underwater, Mario decided to hammer Luigi into the slot, turning him into a surfboard.

He used Luigi to surf across the ocean all the way to Joke's End. Once there, they had to solve tricky puzzles, involving them having to split up for the most part. During their trials, the fairy-like girl named Jojora appeared from time to time, just toss how they were doing. Eventually, the brothers made it to Jojora's room at the top floor, where she was having a tea party. She requested that the brothers invite one of her friends over. Her, "friend" turned out to be a female snow puppet that attacked Mario and Luigi (with the help of Jojora). They her, and she melted, leaving Jojora to flee from the scene, and was never seen again. Finally, Mario and Luigi found Fawful, who was waiting for them to hand over the Beanstar. Luigi approached him, and gave him the fake one. But unlike most Mario enemies, Fawful was not fooled. He blasted Luigi and took the real Beanstar. Mario then comes up with a plan involving the extra dress Toadsworth gave them before they went to Joke's End. Bowletta (with Peach) was complementing Fawful for seeing through that ruse, but their rejoicing is interrupted when they see Mario with ANOTHER Peach. The other Peach says that the one they have is fake. Angered, Bowletta tosses the "fake" Peach overboard, and takes the "real" one back to the repaired Koopa Crusier.

Back at the Cruiser, Bowletta and Fawful are celebrating their success, but then Bowletta wonders why Peach is covering her mouth. She decides to scare her, revealing that it's really Luigi. Fawful chases him around, followed by Bowletta, until Luigi hits a switch dropping a crate to block the twosome's way. With his Thunderhand powers, Luigi managed to escape the cruiser with the Beanstar. Upset at having a double failure, Bowletta decides for her and Fawful go to the Mushroom Kingdom for something...

Back at Teehee Valley, Mario, Peach, and Toadsworth are on the lookout for Luigi. They sent him crash-land into a sand pit, and sinks in. Mario manages to find him underground, but the end up fighting Popple again, with his new partner, Birdo. They beat them both, and head back to the Castle Town.

Unfortunately, the brothers find that the town is under fire...again! It appears that Bowletta is using Bowser's Castle to attack the town. At the castle, Queen Bean explains this, and Mario and Luigi decide to help out. Lima suggests that since the castle is in the sky, they should try and find something to help them fly up there. The brothers head back to Hoohoo Village to ask for Blablanadon's help. He accepts, and takes them up to Bowser's Castle.


The plane, with Bowser in tow, flying over the Koopa King's land-based castle.There, Mario and Luigi uses every technique that they have learned to get pass all the puzzles, enemies, the dreaded Koopalings, and even a new-and-improved Fawful, until they finally made it to Bowletta. They fought her, and supposedly won, until a countdown Bob-omb came and took out almost all the entire HP the brothers had. Apparently, Bowletta was only faking her defeat, and then decided to do Mario and Luigi in by eaten them alive. It looked like Cackletta had totally new renovations, in the insides of Bowser looked like the outside of a castle with a storm raging in the background. The Mario Bros. ended up fighting Cackletta again, in her spirit form. It was long, it was hard, but Mario and Luigi managed to defeat Cackletta once and for all. She spewed out of Bowser's body, and vanished, never to be seen again. Bowser also returned to normal, unconscious on the floor. Pealsy then came to address the brothers, saying that he has planted a detonator in the castle, and will explode shortly. The brothers managed to escape the castle via Blablanadon. Bowser crashes into Oho Ocean and was rescued by Prince Peasly.

Later on, while everyone was saying their goodbyes, Peasly dropped by with a huge present for the brothers. And so, the heroes went back to the Mushroom Kingdom via Peach's airplane. As Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toadsworth were laughing about the adventure, they flew over the ocean as the sun set, and got to the Mushroom Kingdom at night. Peasley's present turned out to be Bowser, who was dropped off at his other castle during the credits. The plane then landed in Peach's castle, and fireworks erupted. Then, it is shown that a movie of the adventure was shown in Yoshi Theater, when the screen zooms out to show the Yoshis sitting in the theater and applauding.

In my opinion this is kinda funny