Birth of the Ultimate Life-form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHnGi1KY2o

(We see a massive amount of robots from earlier attacking a city in an attempt to look for something.)



Robot: It's not here my lady!

(We see a  female silhouette.)

Female Silhouette: Keep looking do it for the sake of the Cluster!

(The Robots continue to attack the city.)

Birth of the Ultimate Life-form

Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzrIOLrtpo

Streets, day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uh6QKWWqd8

(We see Eddy, Ed and Double D talking about something.)

Eddy: You know those Zombie movies, do you have a plan to survive an incident like that, Double D.

Double D: No, those are fiction works Eddy.

Ed: My zombie survival plan is to move to a desert, they'll get fried.
 
Eddy: I don't have one Zombie plan, I have 58 different zombie plans, although 1 through 57 involve sacrificing you two to the zombie hordes in an attempt to keep myself alive and in the 58th zombie plan I will knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus to survive.

Double D: That's crazy! You do realize that infecting yourself with a virus might get you killed!

Eddy: Oh.......

Ed: I thought it was a good idea until you got the idea to infect yourself with viruses.

Double D: You do realize he would have fed you to the zombie hordes.

Ed:............WHAT!!!???

(As Ed gets angry at Eddy, Double D notices something on the ground it's a pink sapphire, he picks it up and puts it in his pocket.)



Double D: I think it will make a great good luck charm.

Eddy: Yo Sock Head, get you're butt back here so we can discuss this.

Double D: Right Eddy.

(They walk down the streets to a Eddy's House.)

Eddy's House, inside, day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWu9iQLwrC8

(As Double D and Eddy talk Ed starts to notice that Double D dropped the pink sapphire and realizes it's glowing)

Eddy: I'll let you two in on a little secret, I'm planning my next scam for tomorrow, it requires me going to the junkyard to-

Double D: OK what type of half-baked mess did you get you're self into?

Eddy: Well other than scamming people, I'll admit I have something of a gambling problem.

Double D: What do you mean?

Eddy: I bet on snail races in order to gain money.

Double D: You do realize snails are the slowest creatures on the planet.

Eddy: Yeah but I still bet on them.

Double D: You're crazy.

Ed: Hey guys are gems suppose to do this.

(Eddy and Double D turn and see bright light coming out of it.)

Ed: Oh wait, maybe there's a Genie inside who would grant me a wish, um I wish for pie.

(Suddenly the room is engulfed in a bright flash of light.)

Somewhere, day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-QCjpXdfo

(We see the Eds in a middle of a junkyard-like desert where they are surrounded by the robots we saw earlier.)

Ed: Wait I never wished for the device to transport me to this junkyard-like desert, oh well perhaps it's broken.

Eddy: What are those things?


Double D: I Have no idea?

Robots: all hail Vexus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTebtN8LSjw

(one of the robots picks up the stone out of Ed's hands and takes it somewhere, suddenly something emerges, it looks like this.)



Double D: Who are you?

Vexus: My name is Vexus, I am the one you invoke when you look into the heavens, I am the former leader of the Cluster, a group of machines who want to destroy and enslave humanity. After all you're just a stupid meat-bag. I have waged war on this planet a total of three times before I was sealed. Attack them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1OgurYq28

(Double D and Ed fight off the Cluster troops who surround them, after fighting for sometime they manage to destroy a lot of them. Eddy runs out of the area as this goes on. Suddenly they notice something)

Vexus: Power the Infinite, Power give it to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1jp0Dxa9tQ

(Suddenly Vexus is engulfed in a bright blinding light.)

Ed: She's for real right.

Vexus: I have absorbed the qualities of all forms of life on this wretched planet! I Have finally managed to gain ultimate power! Soon the laws of nature governing this world will regress to a more primal state of being!

Double D: Uh oh.

Ed: What is it?

Double D: Ed don't you realize that with ultimate power she has potential to destroy the entire world, she has no weaknesses, she's immortal, we are witnessing the birth of the ultimate life form Vexus.

(Suddenly the blast of energy sends Ed and Double D flying.)

Nazz's house, outside day

(We see Nazz watering the plants she then notices that an unconscious Double D and Ed flying down near her.)

Nazz: Double D, are you OK?!

(She picks up him and Ed, while talking them inside.)

Later...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrVPxmdGYw4

(Double D regains conscience.)

Nazz: Hello Double D!

(Double D realizes that Nazz is talking to him and blushes.)

Double D: hello Nazz.

(As Nazz and Double D, talk Ed takes out a game boy and plays it.)

Meanwhile.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ11eHAV2Q

Vexus: My victory begins now! *Laughs evilly*

End Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

THE END

TRIVIA

. The Zombie genre is spoofed in this episode

. The Snail Races are actually real and in Europe

Very intrigued I want to reread this.

I like the intro music very cool!!!!!!!!!
I like the beginning.lol
The zombie plan lol very funny-have to use the subway t-shirt eat fresh somehow lol lol
even franchises are spoofing it

I like the pink sapphire very unique

If you can log me back on later-Thanks

I like reading the comedy a second time. Sometimes you do miss something that
was funny- like she is for real right ;lol lol lol lol

I like the subject of the characters really original-god job:lol!: