A Slim Shady Christmas

A Slim Shady Christmas

House, night, inside

(We see Slim Shady making himself dinner to eat when suddenly…)

Voices: *groaning*

Slim Shady: What the heck is that noise?!

(Suddenly two ghosts appear in front of Slim Shady.)

Slim Shady: Who are you two!? I don’t have time for this.

Ghosts: We were you’re workers and now we have to sing.

(Suddenly eerie music plays in the background and….)

Ghosts (singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0X7VNARNg

(After the song, suddenly the floor opens and they are dragged underneath into some red gas.)

Slim Shady: Well I guess I have to do what those old coots said and do something good.

(Slim Shady opens up the door and heads outside.)

North Pole, day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYo50tFm6w

(Slim Shady walks for sometime up north until he sees an old man dressed in a wizard outfit.)

Mr. Winter: Hello Slim I’m Mr. Winter do you want my magic feed corn.

Slim Shady: You mean prescriptions. I will teach you this

(Slim Shady breaks into song and…)

Slim Shady (Singing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-H-TbOAte0 (WARNING MILD LYRICS)

Mr. Winter: Thank you Slim did you know that Santa’s work shop is that way.

Slim Shady: Thanks man I’ll keep in touch.

Santa’s Workshop, inside, day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgja4wkAO8

Elf: Um Santa there’s someone who wants to see you.

Santa: Bring him in.

(Slim Shady shows up and walks in.)

Santa: Who are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb9sYu2UJcY

Slim Shady (Singing): Hi. My name is *what*. My Name is *who*. My Name is *scratching noises* Slim Shady.

(Slim Shady dances around for sometime.)

Santa: Well you’re in our businesses to night well be sending presents.

Slim Shady: I pimped out you’re elf songs and sent a head wear.

Santa: Good….

Slim Shady: You even have a limo instead of a sled.

Santa: WHAT?!

Slim Shady: Did you know it starts in 10 minutes.

Santa: Well thanks for helping Slim Shady.

Slim Shady: I’ll be taking one of you’re worm holes to my house.

House, inside, night

Slim Shady: Well my dinner hasn’t changed I’m going to watch the foot ball game.

THE END

TRIVIA

. The entire comedy skit is inspired by Rankin/Bass specials and this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DHo8fYFsd0 (WARNING MILD LANGUGE)

Funny
i need you to correct one word tech to teAch.

Plus you got to add the real SLIM SHADY SONG (when he his talking to Santa) Empasis the term Slim Shady