Titan
Narrator: Glad you could make today Incase you’re wondering where Zim and GIR are.
Zim: You won’t believe it.
Narrator: there going on the newly created Titanic-like cruise liner the Titan.
Off the coast of Africa, Titan, Day, inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQfnj33-QU (we see Zim and GIR take a tan.)
Zim: Isn’t this great GIR, fun, beaching and a good sun every now and then.
GIR: Don’t forget the food!
Zim: Hey GIR? What’s it like to have two coins, a moldy gumball, and a paperclip for a brain?
GIR: what? My head stopped again. Hey what book are you reading?
Zim: the Pilo Family Circus, It’s a book you wouldn’t want to read.
GIR: then how could you read a book like that?
Zim: I’m not human, they’re like Cockroaches to me.
GIR: what’s it about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnvKh122g0w Zim: Imagine for a minute that you're being stalked by a mysterious gang of lunatics: they break into your house and vandalize everything you own; they follow you to work and threaten to blow up the building; they even invade your dreams. Nothing can stop them- you suspect that they can easily scale sheer walls, and at least one of them has survived a three-story drop without sustaining injury. No pressure. And just to make sure you haven't lost sight of your terror, this gang is composed entirely of Clowns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K43zLYkV6lA GIR: I LOVE CLOWNS!!!!
Zim: do you have a candle instead of a light bulb over your head if this was a cartoon?
(Suddenly the sky turns dark.)
Zim: I think we should go in the cabin now.
GIR: Cool cartoons.
Later…
(We see Zim and GIR walk down into the boiler room and see…Vector the Crocodile?!)
Zim: and what are you doing here Vector?
Vector the Crocodile: I got fired form my old job I’m now an engine operator.
GIR: Glad to see you again Crocodile-man!
Vector the Crocodile: You’re that boy who showed up at Russia and Louisiana, plus are you the Famous Dr. Paperweight, the guy who wrote a book about quantum energy.
Zim: I have many names but my real one is Zim and this is GIR.
GIR: Hi!
Zim: what do you have on board the cargo?
Vector the Crocodile: a mysterious artifact known as The Demon’s Toy box.
GIR: *gasps*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3CEluQGG_g&feature=related Zim: Shocking true but not nearly as shocking as the story I’m about to tell. The Toy box is of a far greater power than any of us can understand and is far more powerful than imagined and property of Yog-Suggeroth, The youngest of the elder gods, His Birthing wails shattered super-continent of Pangaea, and his First step sunk the Proto-civilization of Sub-Antarctica. In order to stop his grandchild for destroying the omniverse ( This universe including alternate dimensions.) His grandfather, Miz-Shash brought many of his childhood belongings to this world, to keep Yog-Suggeroth distracted and entertained, as well as a box to keep its freighting power away for the wrong hands. The Toys in it were never meant for mortal hands For the sake of all that exist it must be destroyed. Where it came form is only a myth though. However its still powerful.
GIR: I want to play with it.
Vector the Crocodile: how powerful is it when set off throttle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0cM2T4aRo Zim: It could destroy the entirety of every reality as we know it. If the box’s toys are unstable it will It’s energy will tear down walls of reality it’s self. Under no decision is it to be used as a TOY!!!
GIR: aw man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XczjhWyapRA (The 3 throw the toy box off into the sea as Zim shoots the box destroying it completely. However…An ice burg appears and splits the boat in 2 destroying most of it.)
Everyone: *Screams*
Next Morning, City beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNq1P5OIJ6s (we see Zim and GIR wake up to discover there home.)
Zim: well that was some trip I’m glad everyone survived.
GIR: except the toy box.
Zim: it’s non living you know that.
THE END
TRIVIA
. the episode parodies the movie version of Titanic and HP Lovecraft through this episode
. the Pilo Family Circus is a horror novel by Will Elliott
Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:28 pm
